Last moment of Destiny.

[valis2]

"Luck" and "Aquarius".

Let's see...I'm Lucky to be giving the dice back to my sister tonight. But she's not an Aquarius. Hm. Well, perhaps our waiter tonight will be an Aquarius, and that will conclude the Destiny Dice's portion of the program. DD, we barely knew ye...yet we'll be happy that you're no longer predicting shampoo salespeople on our doorsteps.

Got the first comment on pottersues tonight, for the first time, ever. And I've been commenting there for...oh...about...ten months. Unfortunately, it wasn't a really great comment. Oh well. I win at the Internet, and that's all that matters.

Comments

[zakkati.livejournal.com]

Hoorah!

They want to stay with you. Life is much smoother with the dice making the decisions. Hey, you've always got someone to blame!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

That's very true! Though I doubt that they would go to jail for me. They're fickle that way.

"No, really, officer, they told me to run in and grab that plasma TV! It's not my fault!"

[zakkati.livejournal.com]

*rolls about laughing*

Or: 'Sorry officer,the dice told me to cop a feel of your butt, honest! By the way, are you a Sagittarius?'

[valis2.livejournal.com]

'Sorry officer,the dice told me to cop a feel of your butt, honest! By the way, are you a Sagittarius?

...because if you are, the dice have informed me that you have lime Jell-o wigglers in your pocket, and I must warn you that I am equipped with a salad shooter.'

[zakkati.livejournal.com]

*dies*