Knight Rider: now with super pursuit mode

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• [KARR] finished the course and stopped in front of the grandstand where [his] spectators were watching. Most of them had their jaws glued to the ground.
  
  Sounds painful.


• “I think its time that I moved on,” Michael said, trying his best to sound cheerful, although he failed miserably.
  
  “You mean depart? Leave the Foundation?” KITT asked alarmed. “But Michael, we’re partners…”
  
  “I know, KITT, but we just don’t have it like we used too. When was the last time we had a reason to turbo boost, or to use super pursuit mode?”


• " So Michael, what are we up to besides driving around in this classy black 1982 Trans Am of yours?" Andrew asked in a joking yet sarcastic manner.


• After the Knight 2000's reign, a new evil emerges and Michael Knight is forced to transform KITT into the Knight 5000, loaded with all new features, evil don't stand a chance.


• K.I.T.T. darkened his windows and turned up the temperature as if he were trying his best to give her a hug...Four hours later they arrived in Vandalia Ohio and it was dusky dark.


• KITT won't talk to Michael, so Michael resorts to giving him a carwash by hand with a big soapy sponge. I am not making this up.


• Michael was eager to know the news on Salina Kirk’s recovery...[Later in the fic]...just as she learned the truth and was about to be rescued by the very much alive Michael Knight...Selena was pushed over the side of a cliff.
  
  That always happens. You can't remember how to spell your own name, and then whoosh! You're pushed over a cliff. Bastards.


• " So boss how are we going get these guns and drugs outta here?" One man asked. " Well you dolt!!! I mean my competious friend we are going to sell these guns and drugs to who ever wants them. Rodney! Load up the van, we're going to do some illegal business and that stupid cop Michael Long won't even know about it!!!"


• Wow, it's a small world--one fic is a crossover with the ATF Magnificent Seven AU.


• Fists clenched Michael stalked inside with a curt, "Not now!" in response to Bonnie's open mouth.


• "Actor is on the move," declared the leader of the night duty. 'Actor' was the Secret Service name for the President, and he was on his way to his first day of official work as the President of the United States of America, otherwise known as POTUS.


• Summary: A red-and-white evil re-awakens...
  
  NOES NOT WHITE CASTLE! Or is it Big Boy?


• First line of a fic: I was created in a out as several lines of code.
  
  Y'know, even if you don't really proofread the rest of the fic, proofreading at least the first line could be a good thing.


• " I can't believe this! He's only been here for a few hours and he's already a jerk." Bonnie opened the car door and plopped down into the beige seat.


• One fic was just a big block of text. No indents. No paragraphs. No line spacing. Y'know what? I am to the point where my brain rebels at trying to read that.


• Kitt let his scanner swish twice. He thought briefly about not answering on the grounds that his answer might incriminate him.