Nobody expects the A*Team. Especially not at eight o'four.

[valis2]

• Disclaimer: If this is bad, or if some of the stuff isn’t exactly right, please don’t sue.
  
  Wait--we can sue people for writing non-canon fic? and badfic?!!! Wow, I wish I'd known that five years ago. I'd be richer than Bill Gates by now.


• Hannibal jumped straight out of bed. As he grabbed his gun, he noticed that it was eight o'four in the morning.


• Murdock is due for a labotomy. Can the team save him before it is too late?


• I can't even explain this fic, except that a four year old and a five year old apparently help the A*Team prank the VietCong. It might be a parody fic, but it's difficult to tell.


• Amy is trapped somewhere in the Gaza-Stripe and Hannibal has to deal with unresolved feelings.


• Summary: This story takes place in Vietnam...The beginning might take some explaining. It starts out with one of the characters as acting point guard. In other words, he's a good 100 yards ahead of the team scouting out the jungle and watching out for enemy. Blah blah blah. I didn't explain this in the story because I felt it'd only add information that would take away from the general feeling I was going for. in other words, it's my story, deal with it. and I mean that in the nicest way possible?


• Face's 12 year old daughter joins the group:
  
  I've been with the A-team for two years now. It's been hard at times. Running from the military, not being able to stay in one spot for too long, but, I wouldn't trade it for anything in th world.
  We have all grown very close. We even have pet names for each other.
  Face calls me Babe, and I call him Dad, and Face.
  Hannibal calls me Kiddo, and I call him Colonel.
  Murdock calls me Jewel and I call him Murdy.
  And BA, well he's quiet except when he's fighting with Murdock. He calls me lil girl or Jess. and I call him BA or Big Guy.
  
  You will be quizzed on the names later.


• Hannibal was now fully dressed , his arm in a tourniquet , but everything at him looked like he was ready to leave .
  
  What? His arm is in a tourniquet and he's leaving the hospital? Even I know that's crazy. I mean, unless he's going directly to score some heroin.


• Murdock is facing a dilemna ... alone.
  
  I read this, and I imnediately hope the A*Team comnunity will accomnodate his needs. You know, his teamnates, and comnanding officer.


• Hannibal grinned. "Thanks Face."
  
  "No problem colon--" The rejoinder was cut short
  
  Might have picked a better place to stop. heh.


• [Author's note:]Please be nice, This isn't one of my better ones.


• Murdock was skillful at evading enemy fire, and retaliated instantly [by shooting at the chopper], catching one of the rotars. Had the chopper been any higher, then it would have exploded. As it happened, it came to an ungraceful landing near to Face's wrecked vehicle.
  
  Yes, they do get into this same chopper a moment later and fly it somewhere else.


• Face fired into the ground just in front of him, sending plumes of thick mud up into the air.


• Face looked extremely pale and was panting like crazy . The fight had acclaimed his last strengths , that was clear .


• [Hannibal, thinking about Face:] My only thought is it I am to late the damage is done and I'm about to loose the only person that I could call a son and I never even gave him that credit, till he was already lost to me and I real over what brings me here.


• BA opened the back compartment of his van and reviled a stash of semi-automatics, and other weapons.


• "Hannibal. When are we going take that vacation to Honolulu like you promised we would?" complained Face from the back of the van.
  [Hannibal] "After this one job. We're getting paid alot of money, $230,000, to get back the diamond/ruby/amethist statue of that Monte Cristo."