Actual conversation with husband

[valis2]

While watching the Incredible Hulk show tonight:

Husband: Wow, Lou Ferrigno [who plays the Incredible Hulk] almost hit his head on the doorframe there while running out of the room.
Me: *snorts with laughter* Seriously? *pretends to hit head* *starts making Hulk-like rahr noises* Rahr! Rahr! Oooo!
Me (imitating film crew): Lou, the scene is over. You can stop now.
Me (imitating Hulk): Rahr! Ooo! Rahr!
Me (imitating film crew): Lou! We've stopped rolling!
(Commercial comes on)
Me: *imitates Rusty Wallace* Look at my chin! Up! Down! You are bewitched by my chinning! Buy this long-term auto insurance!
(Knight Rider comes on)
Me: When did KITT become a convertible? How is this possible? Honey, there's no place to put the panels. And with that big bubble back window--
Husband: Well, if it was a hardtop--
Me: No, it's not. It's a solid body car--
Husband: *senses he doesn't want to argue over KITT* So it is.
(We watch obligatory scene where Michael's attempt to have a vacation is broken by Devon's assignment)
Me: Here we go, the obligatory sigh scene. *imitates David Hasslehoff* Siiiigh.
Me: *imitates film crew* Uh, David, could you possibly do the sigh again? There was a bit of a gonk in the background--
Me: *imitates David Hasslehoff* Listen, jerkwad, I have a contract that says one sigh, ONE SIGH, per episode! Take it up with my agent!
Husband: *laughs*
Me: I'm on fire tonight, honey! You gotta respect that.
Husband: Oh, I do. Believe me.
(We watch further)
Me: *imagines something stupid* *starts to laugh without any apparent provocation or explanation*
Husband: This is why you've never taken drugs. You don't need to.