La la la...LJ certainly is slow today.
Mar. 5th, 2005 05:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valis2Had a fun chat with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
pen_and_umbra, where she revealed her super-sekrit plans to take over the entire world using Ultra Devilish Saltwater Lockjaw Taffy. Once everyone's jaws were stuck together, you see, we'd all have to learn sign language, and then she could easily confound us all with her Scintillating Botoxilizer, making it seem as if all of our hand gestures meant "You need to have drastic cosmetic surgery. Now." and sending the entire world into anarchy, where she'd be the only sane voice left and we'd have to turn to her to stabilize the chaos.
We're on to you. Spread the word!
Oh, and you might want to avoid any taffy products with the word "Lockjaw" in the title.
pen_and_umbra, where she revealed her super-sekrit plans to take over the entire world using Ultra Devilish Saltwater Lockjaw Taffy. Once everyone's jaws were stuck together, you see, we'd all have to learn sign language, and then she could easily confound us all with her Scintillating Botoxilizer, making it seem as if all of our hand gestures meant "You need to have drastic cosmetic surgery. Now." and sending the entire world into anarchy, where she'd be the only sane voice left and we'd have to turn to her to stabilize the chaos.We're on to you. Spread the word!
Oh, and you might want to avoid any taffy products with the word "Lockjaw" in the title.