La la la...LJ certainly is slow today.

[valis2]

Had a fun chat with pen_and_umbra, where she revealed her super-sekrit plans to take over the entire world using Ultra Devilish Saltwater Lockjaw Taffy. Once everyone's jaws were stuck together, you see, we'd all have to learn sign language, and then she could easily confound us all with her Scintillating Botoxilizer, making it seem as if all of our hand gestures meant "You need to have drastic cosmetic surgery. Now." and sending the entire world into anarchy, where she'd be the only sane voice left and we'd have to turn to her to stabilize the chaos.

We're on to you. Spread the word!

Oh, and you might want to avoid any taffy products with the word "Lockjaw" in the title.

Comments

[katazhena.livejournal.com]

Valis, this post scares me. You said the word "sane" and referred to pen_and_umbra when using it.

Now, I can completely understand if you mentioned her and the word "pr0n", but "sane"? Are we talking about the same drunken Photoshop Queen? ;)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

You have been avoiding the taffy, haven't you?

[katazhena.livejournal.com]

I hope you and I are not the only ones that are avoiding taffy...

Then again, it really could be fun watching her at work with some of the mentally challenged, don't you think?