Sue profile #4

[valis2]

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

• Name of Sue: Selene Van Helsing OMFG


• Hair color: dark brown "a bit curly, sometimes straight" but way prettier than Hermione's


• Curves in all the right places: no


• Special pet: Noire, an owl that's all black except the eyes; "Kneazle cat" named Athena


• Relationship with Snape: Death Eaters force him to rape her mom; he's her father


• Other: A/N: "Some characters may seem to be Mary-Sue-ish, but I took tests for it and tests said that characters weren't Mary Sue, so spare me those comments." OHH tests well OK then.


• Sue House: Sparklypoo

Comments

[djin7.livejournal.com]

LOL! Looks like something right outta McTabby's Summary Executions. Awesome failcakes. :) thanks for the LOLZ

[valis2.livejournal.com]

And this is one of the tame ones! Wait until you see the next one--it's a doozy. :) *hugs*

[idleleaves.livejournal.com]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL took tests for it. ROFL.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

And this is nothing compared to the next one. hee! I love these profiles so much.

And yeah, the miraculous "test" whose results are set in stone. *snort*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

That she took a Sue-gauging test is Sue-ish in itself :P

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes! Definitely. I adore that she gives this test such authority, too.

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

::dying over the fact that she had to take a test to figure out whether or not her character was a Sue, and then actually decided to believe the result::

::bets she lied on the test::

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I would love to watch her filling out the test. SERIOUSLY. *snerk*

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

There are tests for this shit?!?!

hahahaha! She obvs cheated!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, MS tests are all over the place.

OMG ICON LOVE!!!!!!!!