Sue Profile #7

[valis2]

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

• Name of Sue: Persephone Torchwood


• Eye color: Clear deep blue


• Hair color: So black it shines blue, long and loose


• Markings: Skin is smooth and pale, slim body


• Clothing: modern looking knee length tunic of black with red and blue embroidered symbols around the hem, loose black pants with the same embroidered symbols at the bottom, and black boots with pointed toes;
  also steals movie!Hermione's dress, but in blue;
  grey cardigan and black cowboy boots...oh, forget it. I am not listing any more of these ridiculous outfits.


• Other: Spicy perfume


• Curves in all the right places: Yes, irritatingly enough


• Nationality: American


• Exchange student or DADA professor?: PE/Defense


• Outcast or beloved: Beloved; students are amazed by how pretty she is


• Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: No


• Past relationships: None--but ends up with a stalker, which kind of diffused the rest of the Sue stuff


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Snape stares at her until she says, "Didn't your mother teach you that it's rude to stare?" which renders him speechless;
  Snape just can't stop staring at her;
  shows her her room at Hogwarts and wants to kiss her (ch 2);
  touchs her jaw with a finger, and then twirls a lock of her hair in his hand (ch 4)


• Relationship with Snape: NiceGuy!Snape


• Sue House: Bitchiwitch

Comments

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Christ, I couldn't get past the ridiculous name without snorfling :P

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

*g*
I thought they all had to have violet eyes. Shows what I know!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Isn't it fantastic? It's an amazing name that can tell you the level of Sueage without having to even read a word of the story.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee! I think it's not just the eye color--it's the adjectives, too. lol. :)

[dbassassin.livejournal.com]

My first fanfic featured a similar monstrosity Sue to this one. Except mine was the Defence teacher, of course.

But not even I could come up with a name like this one. *snicker*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Defence! Of course. Nearly all of the Sue teachers are defence or PE. PE is usually for an American teacher, though.

But no--I don't think just anyone could come up with a name like that. lol!!