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[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Jena Clark

  • Eye color: startling green

  • Hair color: dirty blonde

  • Clothing: Under her traveling cloak she donned a pair of hip hugger cargo pants and a unbuttoned button up black dress shirt with a black tank underneath. Suit with "low ridder" shorts exposing her midriff

  • Other: very young and pretty; back is covered in scars

  • Exchange student or DADA professor?: Yes, PE

  • Tragic past: yes

  • Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: No

  • Further education: Auror ("aroar") training

  • Past relationships: Was Snape's student before

  • House: Gryffindor

  • Related to canon character: Reminds Snape of Lily

  • Martial arts/sports: flexible. Heh heh

  • Unique magic ability: Er...flexibility (can do the splits); Electrical/electronic devices work for her at Hogwarts (specifically CD player)

  • Animagus form: Butterfly

  • Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Snape won't call her Professor at first, and she corrects him, and he says, "My mistake" (chp 2);

  • Relationship with Snape: romcom

  • Sue House: Bitchiwitch

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Date: 2010-08-09 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idleleaves.livejournal.com
ROFL BUTTERFLY.

Most useless animagus ever? Likely. Second only to flea or something, but I suppose at least fleas can bite.

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Date: 2010-08-09 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Dude, I never even noticed this until tonight, when I was putting together this profile. Can you believe that?! I can't even imagine what you could possibly do with that power. LOL.

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Date: 2010-08-09 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fer-de-lance.livejournal.com
Die quickly!

Making it the most *useful* Sue-animagus ever, from the POV of readers... :)

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Date: 2010-08-09 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
lol! Yeah, I think the readers would rejoice. *grins*

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Date: 2010-08-09 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idleleaves.livejournal.com
Too bad the Sue didn't inherit a butterfly's normal lifespan along with the power to change into one.

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Date: 2010-08-09 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
That would have really brought the story to a quick halt. lol!

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Date: 2010-08-09 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idleleaves.livejournal.com
Which may have been preferable. =D

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Date: 2010-08-09 01:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] todayiamadaisy
She's going to catch a chill wandering round Hogwarts with a bare midriff.

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Date: 2010-08-09 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Yes, a drafty old castle like that is noplace for navel-baring! lol.

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Date: 2010-08-09 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampireanneke.livejournal.com
It's not that bad, compaired to other ones.

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Date: 2010-08-09 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Yeah, some of them are funnier. But I had to include it, just for the clothing lols. ;)

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Date: 2010-08-09 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] droxy.livejournal.com
I am losing it here just on the clothing descriptions....=)

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Date: 2010-08-09 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
hee! Yes, they're marvelous, and I love the "aroar" training. LOL!

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Date: 2010-08-09 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thedoingofit.livejournal.com
Yeah. You've really got to watch out for those Aroars if you're a Death Eater!

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Date: 2010-08-09 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Absolutely! I think all Deth Aetirs are terrified of Aroars.

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