Sue profile #9

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[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

• Name of Sue: Aidan Callaghan


• Hair color: Curly red


• Clothing: black trench coat, fitted black long sleeved V neck and a black knee length skirt with a small slit in it


• Other: Tall; vibrant, outgoing personality


• Exchange student or DADA professor?: Yes, school counselor


• Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: no?


• House: Slytherin


• Martial arts/sports: dance?


• Unique magic ability: Can dance wonderfully on her first try


• Moment of totally overblown temper?: Yes, screams and throws a pillow at him for making a small sarcastic comment


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Snape says, "This is no time for sarcastic shit," (chp 4);


• Relationship with Snape: romcom


• Sue House: Bitchiwitch

But it's always time for sarcastic shit in Snape's universe. lol.