Sue profile #9

[valis2]

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

• Name of Sue: Aidan Callaghan


• Hair color: Curly red


• Clothing: black trench coat, fitted black long sleeved V neck and a black knee length skirt with a small slit in it


• Other: Tall; vibrant, outgoing personality


• Exchange student or DADA professor?: Yes, school counselor


• Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: no?


• House: Slytherin


• Martial arts/sports: dance?


• Unique magic ability: Can dance wonderfully on her first try


• Moment of totally overblown temper?: Yes, screams and throws a pillow at him for making a small sarcastic comment


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Snape says, "This is no time for sarcastic shit," (chp 4);


• Relationship with Snape: romcom


• Sue House: Bitchiwitch

But it's always time for sarcastic shit in Snape's universe. lol.

Comments

[droxy.livejournal.com]

What is it with sue clothing that makes me want to gag or laugh? =)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

And it's so lovingly described, always. lol!!

[dark-cygnet.livejournal.com]

"This is no time for sarcastic shit,"

Words to live by, m'dear. Words to live by. *g*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

haha!! Absolutely. I almost didn't include this profile, but that line forced me to. lol!!

[thedoingofit.livejournal.com]

I feel like there's a high percentage of Mary Sue school counselors...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Really? I usually notice gym/phys ed teachers and DADA teachers. I'll have to start looking for the counselors...

[thedoingofit.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I guess I really notice them (although with gym teachers, heh) because - unlike DADA teachers - they don't ... really ... exist at Hogwarts, heh.