Sue profiles #13

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[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

• Name of Sue: Eris Greyback


• Eye color: dark blue


• Hair color: brown


• Clothing: often Snape's clothes, also midnight blue lace


• Outcast or beloved: outcast - she's a fugitive from the Death Eaters


• Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: maybe? It's unclear how old they're both meant to be


• Related to canon character: Fenrir's niece


• Unique magic ability: super dooper good at Transfiguration; uses it to design clothes


• Special pet: Siamese cat named Epis


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Snape's roommate calls him "Tyke" and Snape doesn't object; gets all jealous when another dude comes over and just sort of sputters about it; does magic in front of Muggle kids because his girlfriend thinks it's cute


• Relationship with Snape: already a couple when the story starts, apparently fated to be together from a past life


• Other: author has obviously just taken a class on the history and language of Wales


• Sue House: Sparklypoo