valis2 | Sue Profile #23: Naughty Sue

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions,

gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

Name of Sue: Amanda Underwood

Eye color: "light, clear blue...dancing with merriment and cheek"

Hair color: "nutty brown…fell in soft curls to frame her face"

Other: "smooth creamy white skin"

Curves in all the right places: "unremarkable…neither willowy nor voluptuous"

House: Ravenclaw 7th year

Relationship with Snape: student/teacher

Other: Snape is sick of her back talking him in class and decides to break her. In detention he gives her a potion that will increase her sensitivity to touch. It then spanks her, but upon discovery she REALLY likes it, decides he really needs to teach her a lesson and f*cks her until she begs him to stop and agrees to stop being rude and start to show the proper respect for him.