I was just doing a TV Guide crossword puzzle. (Two of the answers were Alan Rickman and Dirk Benedict...yum.) One of the final clues was
Pirate groan
which I misread as
Pirate groin.
Of course, that led me to phrases pirates use to refer to their groin...
"Arr! That's a mighty peg leg you got there."
"Me mizzenmast's been hoisted!"
"I'm about to broadside you with me cannon!"
Pirate groan
which I misread as
Pirate groin.
Of course, that led me to phrases pirates use to refer to their groin...
"Arr! That's a mighty peg leg you got there."
"Me mizzenmast's been hoisted!"
"I'm about to broadside you with me cannon!"
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Date: 2005-05-24 12:37 am (UTC)Is that a cannonball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
or
They don't call me Long John for nothing!
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Date: 2005-05-24 12:44 am (UTC)