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I was just doing a TV Guide crossword puzzle. (Two of the answers were Alan Rickman and Dirk Benedict...yum.) One of the final clues was

Pirate groan

which I misread as

Pirate groin.

Of course, that led me to phrases pirates use to refer to their groin...

"Arr! That's a mighty peg leg you got there."
"Me mizzenmast's been hoisted!"
"I'm about to broadside you with me cannon!"

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Date: 2005-05-24 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerynstales.livejournal.com
LOL! Sometimes, Sweetie, you just crack me up!

Is that a cannonball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

or

They don't call me Long John for nothing!

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Date: 2005-05-24 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Ha! Long John! That's a good one.

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