Oh, I'll bite.

[valis2]

I've seen the LJ Haiku generator show up on cordelia_v's journal, so here are a few from mine...

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LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	valis2
Your haiku:	most advanced dark witches and wizards of her time wears a silmarel
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of a broken heart
like that a bit in my old
cricket magazines

or is supposed
to be the thoughts of a snape
who has added or

these characters and
all shall know the black and white
of their software yes

freaking out in my
lj being the control freak i
am not making that

mind as he's speaking
it's nearly impossible
for years.i'll do an

a hotline to fudge
in her dalek costume and
repeatedly saying

he loves sanctifying
what he really knows.he conceals
so much morefind

we talked about
how you do lj if you are
like me then you have

Oh, I love having a hotline to Fudge in her Dalek costume. ha!