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Today I went to my friend's grandparent's house and had lunch with them.

During the course of the socializing, the grandfather mentioned that his daughter had just received five more cats, bringing her total to twenty-one. Four had come from her aunt, and one she just recently found.

Found? I said.

Yeah, he said. An owl dropped the kitten off on her doorstep.

For a split second I thought, someone owled her a kitten? *shakes head at crazy, HP-obsessed self*

And I just wanted to inform you all that I have purchased an amazing item...the INCREDIBLE BULK wallet. No, seriously. I hate fanny packs, so at shows I usually use a large wallet instead, and my old one finally died.

According to the label:

This Wallet is Built to Tackle: credit cards, business cards, identification cards, paper currency, loose change, family photos, checkbook, spare key, recepts and bills.

Special Abilities: Pull out ID window and mirror, removable key ring, detachable wrist strap.

I am not making this up.

I have a feeling that the Incredible Hulk would have been a lot easier to handle if he'd possessed a removable key ring.

Though how sad is it that he's only able to take on dollar bills and driver's licenses?

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Date: 2005-07-03 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zakkati.livejournal.com
The owl story is so odd. Was the kitten a snack? I thought owls liked smaller prey!

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Date: 2005-07-03 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
This was a teensy kitten, and apparently it is fairly common in Texas for owls to have teensy kittens for snacks.

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Date: 2005-07-04 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gillieweed.livejournal.com
So what was wrong with this one, wrong flavor?

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Date: 2005-07-04 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Must have wiggled too much! *grins*

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Date: 2005-07-04 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superbunny3000.livejournal.com
wow, i wonder if the owl didnt bite off more than he could chew with that kitten. of maybe the kitten was using his jedi powers on that owl *you want to drop me off right there, at that house where all the food is...*

i want an incredible bulk wallet. is it green?

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Date: 2005-07-04 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
The incredible bulk wallet is, unsatisfyingly enough, black. ;)

Jedi kittens...how cute!

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