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...will laugh at this summary from [livejournal.com profile] mctabby's current Summary Executions:

An Earth Mother, An Ice Prince...such is a combination not many would piece together, yet the oldest power of all time has seen fit to do such, and you cannot temp the will of Mother Nature. Nor, can you change it. And so goes the beginnings of this story

Another poor writer succumbs to the Earthmother!

ETA: I knew I was posting this too soon. This is hysterical:

Hermione: Daughter of the ruler over a dessert clan who is adventurous and will do anything for her people. Even steel from the palace kitchen . . . and get caught . . . Draco: Future ruler of Egypt. A brat, self centered, and sought after by many women.

I am now imagining the Dessert Clan, with their brazen ice-cream-sundae standards, bon-bons emblazoned on their shields, grabbing hot steel spoons from the house-elves, only to be stopped by McGonagall in the hallway.

AAAAH!:

Meet Addie Sennik. (She isn't very fond of hats anymore). What will happen at Hogwarts this year? Bad summary, better story.

I am crying. No, really. This is hysterical.

ETAA: haha! I am experimenting with a new program for music downloads, just got it, called Connect or something like that, it's affiliated with Sony.

I had ten free downloads, so I downloaded them, and was just listening to a-ha's "The Sun Always Shines on TV". No problem, right? When the song is done, I'll just pick something else to listen to.

The evil program, without warning, began to play the Alan Rickman-reading-a-Shakespearean-Sonnet-meltfest track, and I nearly had an absolutely heart attack as, suddenly, and very loudly, The Voice was talking about his mistress. *is ded*

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Date: 2005-07-11 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrysantza.livejournal.com
Hermione as Ruler of the Dessert Clan made me laugh. As for Draco, Prince of Egypt - yup, lots of Egyptian princes were, in fact, pale, blonde, white boys. HAHAHA.

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Date: 2005-07-11 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I can just imagine him standing in front of a pyramid. lol!

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Date: 2005-07-12 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-cygnet.livejournal.com
An Earth Mother, an Ice Prince!
I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!

Where is his brother, the Sun Prince
'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

Re: It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Date: 2005-07-12 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
The Earthmother applauds your lovely tribute. *claps*

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Date: 2005-07-16 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superbunny3000.livejournal.com
thats awesome. i wanna find this dessert clan and join them. i like dessert.

thats a good a-ha song by the way. that was on one of the first vinyls i ever owned. happy fond memories.

alan rickman has a sexay voice. my favorite role of his was that cheeseball kevin costner movie - robin hood. oh, he was delish!

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Date: 2005-07-16 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
He redeemed the robin hood movie utterly. Costner was a bit too bland, and Alan brought the fire!

I think I'm going to buy that a-ha album...

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