Amusing bad summaries...
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valis2Trying to find something on ffnet led to this...
Sometimes at night when she can’t sleep, Ginny stares into the perpetual darkness and remembers the last thing Tom said to her
Unless Ginny lives on the dark side of the moon, eventually it won't be dark anymore.
Oh, and I found this while trying to find something else, it was originally a comment I posted on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
junediamanti's LJ...I think we were talking about what to give Severus for Christmas and I just thought of some silly book titles.
I'd give him a lovely new library...
"The Complete Guide To Clothing Charms: Billowing, Billowing, and More Billowing"
"How to Win Death Eater Loyalties and Influence a Homicidal Maniac Boss Who's Partially Lizard Without Getting Turned Inside Out"
"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Spies"
"Pride and Prejudice: A Guide To Purebloods"
"The Manor of Seven Gables: The Malfoys' Rise to Power"
"A Tale of Two Centaurs"
"The Sound and the Fury: A Guide To Creating Thunderstorms"
"100 Spells of Solitude: How to Keep Your Privacy"
"Remembrance of Things Past: Mnemonic Spells and Their Uses"
"Severus Snape and the Philosopher's Stone"
"Heart of Darkness: Voldemort's New Reign of Terror"
"Knockturn Alley, Yours: A Guide to Getting the Best Prices Possible"
"The Importance of Being Earnest: A Guide to Occlumency"
"To Kill a Mockingbird: Uses for Avian Essences in Potions"
"At Play in the Fields of the Dark Lord: A Death Eater's Memoir"
"A Farewell to Arms: How to Deal With Nasty Dismemberment Hexes"
Sometimes at night when she can’t sleep, Ginny stares into the perpetual darkness and remembers the last thing Tom said to her
Unless Ginny lives on the dark side of the moon, eventually it won't be dark anymore.
Oh, and I found this while trying to find something else, it was originally a comment I posted on
junediamanti's LJ...I think we were talking about what to give Severus for Christmas and I just thought of some silly book titles.I'd give him a lovely new library...
"The Complete Guide To Clothing Charms: Billowing, Billowing, and More Billowing"
"How to Win Death Eater Loyalties and Influence a Homicidal Maniac Boss Who's Partially Lizard Without Getting Turned Inside Out"
"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Spies"
"Pride and Prejudice: A Guide To Purebloods"
"The Manor of Seven Gables: The Malfoys' Rise to Power"
"A Tale of Two Centaurs"
"The Sound and the Fury: A Guide To Creating Thunderstorms"
"100 Spells of Solitude: How to Keep Your Privacy"
"Remembrance of Things Past: Mnemonic Spells and Their Uses"
"Severus Snape and the Philosopher's Stone"
"Heart of Darkness: Voldemort's New Reign of Terror"
"Knockturn Alley, Yours: A Guide to Getting the Best Prices Possible"
"The Importance of Being Earnest: A Guide to Occlumency"
"To Kill a Mockingbird: Uses for Avian Essences in Potions"
"At Play in the Fields of the Dark Lord: A Death Eater's Memoir"
"A Farewell to Arms: How to Deal With Nasty Dismemberment Hexes"
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Date: 2005-08-03 07:21 pm (UTC)The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, and Went Out Again, With a Bang
A Modest Proposal (For Preventing the Children of Mudbloods in the Wizarding World from Being a Burden to Their Teachers, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public by Turning Them Into Potion Ingredients)
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Date: 2005-08-03 07:27 pm (UTC)This will be a challenge on