Gossip!

[valis2]

It was difficult to read all of the gossip on my handwritten entry, so I present to you:

All the gossip.

• ac1d6urn's sekrit number is 5.


• pandora_nervosa secretly writes long letters to Wolverine.


• aerynstales and lfire1 share a brain!!


• gillieweed is not really a weed at all!


• iibnf secretly hates emoticons! She's never even invited them out to dinner.


• Watch out for snapesforte's Stinging Hex--it's a doozy!


• Spike lives in kleio_the_muse's brain


• pen_and_umbra loves Palpatine


• cordelia_v can't stop writing!


• luvboromir24601 + Sean Bean


• junediamanti is the Anti-Cheerio


• privatemaladict dislikes cane toads


• aramintasnape flosses!


• No shiny mints for scarah2!


• delicfcd secretly trains as a pirate ninja!


• straussmonster secretly yearns for illuminated cereal boxes.


• mortifyd knows the secret of the pudge

This was so much fun that I think it's what I'm going to do for my birthday entry. w00t.

Comments

[pandora-nervosa.livejournal.com]

Hee! I do write long letters to Wolverine. Then I burn some candles and incense, masturbate to my dirty Wolverine fantasies then become very upset becasue Wolverine isn't real.

But hey, maybe that's TMI...and maybe it isn't true at all...lol.

Well, except the masturbation to dirty fantasies part. That's all true.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oooh, so the gossip was onto something! I'll have to see what else my spies can uncover...*grins*

[cordelia_v]

Well, it's all true (as far as I know). But where did you get all this info from?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I have my ways. And that would be telling! Let's just say I'm good friends with the bartender at the Hog's Head...

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

Am too! Am too, am too amtoo!

*stamps little foot*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

That's not what I heard...*evil grin*

[scarah2.livejournal.com]

What are shiny mints?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

There are shiny mints, and matte mints. I heard that you prefer the matte mints. I can't name my source, though.

[luvboromir24601.livejournal.com]

If only! (Then again maybe it is true and I am just keeping quiet to stay out of the tabloids...) ;)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I think he has a secret soft spot in his heart for ringwraiths.

[bell-witch.livejournal.com]

!!!

Exclamation points are brought to you by my surprise than Boromir could sekritly (sp?) be a pervy wraith fancier.

And I love the Boromir icon. The 'Boromir's imaginary phone' icon that my friend sent to me is far too large for LJ or I'd be using it here and I have no idea where she finds these things.

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

*spits out diet coke*

Hush woman! I mean...no...that's not true...nope...

Well, okay, but she's the EEEEEEEEVIL half of my brain dammit...eeeevil!!!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

So that's where she gets the GOOOOD from? I always wondered! ;)

[lfire1.livejournal.com]

I respectfully point out that THAT is precisely what the TRULY EVIL part of a shared brain would say to try and shift suspicion.

I assure you the psychic Evil in any brain communing is flowing from West to East (both hemispherically and globally speaking) and NOT the other way around. *hands out flowers and goes to do goodwill work*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...that shared brain is pretty sneaky!

apropos of nothing...

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

is that spaghetti on top of your journal?

Re: apropos of nothing...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but the other options were even more unappetizing, so spaghetti it is.

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what that's about but yeah, I'm no great fan of emoticons. >:-/

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Ha! So my sources were correct!

[snapesforte.livejournal.com]

Watch out for snapesforte's Stinging Hex--it's a doozy!


Mwa ha haa!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

That was one of the more obvious pieces of gossip. ;)

[effseedee]

Well it's not exactly secret training any more, is it? Don't make me assassinate you and then pillage your house. Don't think I won't!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Some ninja you are! You didn't even realize that I live in an apartment. I hope that the person whose house you pillage has ninja insurance.

[effseedee]

Oh, you fool. You fell for my ruse. Now I know what sort of domicile you live in! I hope you have ninja insurance.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

They don't offer ninja insurance riders to apartment owners due to the high rate of ninja attacks on apartments, I'm afraid!

Your icon rocks.

[kleio-the-muse.livejournal.com]

Hee, couldn't make that bit out in the handwritten version, but yes, I have him in my head, and it's the bestest place for little blonde vampires to be:)

You must do this again, it was so much fun! Only, any chance of getting the scan bigger, or alternatively, any advice to an incompetent computerist on how to make it bigger?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I think I'll do it again, but not with a handwritten page...it'll be for my Birthday Spectacular later this month, and I'll write crazy made-up gossip for everyone on the mutual friends list, I think.

[bell-witch.livejournal.com]

I am shocked to hear about junediamanti. I hope that my love of multigrain Cheerios will not affect our relationship. Unless it's some other kind of Cheerio that she is against, in which case all is well.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Well, it is only gossip. There is still a chance that she loves them.

[bell-witch.livejournal.com]

That's the problem with gossip, sometimes perfectly innocent people (or Cheerios) are harmed by it.

And... I've been mis-spelling 'woot' all this time. It's w00t. I feel so ignorant, but am happy to have learned the error of my ways. I'm still not sure about 'sekrit'.

[pen-and-umbra.livejournal.com]

OMG! *searches for hidden cameras* *writes down for blackmail material*

The handwritten entry thing is a really cool idea. I'm going to shamelessly yoinkle it from ya. ;)

*loves Palpatine*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I love the handwritten meme! It's all eloisasnape's fault. She started it!