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valis2This is the last time I will cut a spoiler for HBP, just to let you know. I think that most people have stopped cutting spoilers for HBP.
A little something amusing I wrote for friends recently...thought I should share!
A Conversation between DE and Voldemort after the events of HBP
"My lord, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy are waiting to see you."
"Ah, of course. Bring me my wand so that I can kill them."
"Er, but, my lord---"
"They failed to kill Albus Dumbledore, and for it they shall pay with their lives."
"Er, but---"
"They are pitiful excuses for Death Eaters! They shall be punished!"
"Er...my lord...they didn't fail."
"What?"
"Albus Dumbledore is dead, my lord."
"Dead?"
"Yes, my lord."
"That's impossible. That simpleton teenager? And the half-baked Potions master? They killed Albus Dumbledore?"
"Yes, my lord. Severus Snape struck him with the Killing Curse."
"This is some ridiculous joke. Ah, I see it now. After a few rounds with the Cruciatus Curse you won't be laughing."
"No, really, my lord, they killed Dumbledore."
"Dumbledore is dead? Bastards!"
"Yes, my lord. He's dead. Expired. Perished. He's met his end. He's breathed his last. He's ceased to be. He's departed this life. He's shuffled off this mortal coil. He's gone the way of all flesh, joined the crowd invisible, crossed the Stygian ferry, come to an untimely end, kicked the bucket. Bereft of life, he's---"
"I get the picture!" *pause* "Now what the hell do I do?"
"I beg your pardon, my lord?"
"They've screwed up my Great Plan, damnit! And Severus Snape? That mewling little worm! How dare he kill Albus Dumbledore! Who does he think he is, the next Dark Lord?"
"Uh...should I cancel the party? I might be able to get a refund on the fruit punch..."
A little something amusing I wrote for friends recently...thought I should share!
A Conversation between DE and Voldemort after the events of HBP
"My lord, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy are waiting to see you."
"Ah, of course. Bring me my wand so that I can kill them."
"Er, but, my lord---"
"They failed to kill Albus Dumbledore, and for it they shall pay with their lives."
"Er, but---"
"They are pitiful excuses for Death Eaters! They shall be punished!"
"Er...my lord...they didn't fail."
"What?"
"Albus Dumbledore is dead, my lord."
"Dead?"
"Yes, my lord."
"That's impossible. That simpleton teenager? And the half-baked Potions master? They killed Albus Dumbledore?"
"Yes, my lord. Severus Snape struck him with the Killing Curse."
"This is some ridiculous joke. Ah, I see it now. After a few rounds with the Cruciatus Curse you won't be laughing."
"No, really, my lord, they killed Dumbledore."
"Dumbledore is dead? Bastards!"
"Yes, my lord. He's dead. Expired. Perished. He's met his end. He's breathed his last. He's ceased to be. He's departed this life. He's shuffled off this mortal coil. He's gone the way of all flesh, joined the crowd invisible, crossed the Stygian ferry, come to an untimely end, kicked the bucket. Bereft of life, he's---"
"I get the picture!" *pause* "Now what the hell do I do?"
"I beg your pardon, my lord?"
"They've screwed up my Great Plan, damnit! And Severus Snape? That mewling little worm! How dare he kill Albus Dumbledore! Who does he think he is, the next Dark Lord?"
"Uh...should I cancel the party? I might be able to get a refund on the fruit punch..."
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Date: 2005-08-17 08:14 pm (UTC)That was awesome. And eerily believable.
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Date: 2005-08-17 08:18 pm (UTC)Everyone would have to call him some fussy title. "Yes, my lord Prince" or some nonsense.
His robes would billow even more.
He would probably give DADA lectures and force all of the DEs to attend, too. *smirk*
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Date: 2005-08-17 08:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-17 08:48 pm (UTC)