Rerun #3: Originally posted 12-16-04

[valis2]

There is a product, created by Glade, that is being advertised on TV. I had the misfortune to view said advertisement. The product is called Scentstories, and purports to tell a story using scents.

A story.

Using scents.

You put a "disc" in, and it "tells a story in five scents, one after the other". (That's a relief. I'm glad they didn't try to tell it with all five scents simultaneously.) The disc has pictures of rainforests and waterfalls on it, but you cannot see the pictures after you put it in the device.

This is unusual. Many cultures have amazing storytelling traditions, oral tales that are passed down from one generation to the next. Here in the States we apparently are developing a new tradition: olfactory storytelling. I like that we have five scents, because this means that Glade can follow the traditional plotline of introduction...action rising...climax...resolution...epilogue.

I can just see it now: you put in the Scent Disc, and the scents begin to disperse...Perky, adorable young woman turns to geeky husband..."Aww, they just kissed!" she says dreamily.

"Honey, I thought you'd given up the smack," he says sadly.

Comments

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Ha! And the Stand Up Comedy Scent Story which is made using mostly Methane.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the passionate smells of Hot Weasel Sex Story.

[superbunny3000.livejournal.com]

i could go for an abridged version of charlie and the chocolate factory! i can smell it now....chocolate, fruity jelly beans, caramelly peanut buttery things, pancakes with maple syrup, cinnamon buns... wait, thats 6 scents. maybe they could have multiple discs, like you have with books on tape.

then again, i would probably fall asleep, get hungry and eat my arm off. oh the carnage! but maybe that was the plan all along, you see; to brainwash millions as they sleep. normal, happy, healthy, productive citizens by day, flesh eating zombies by night.

it would make a great halloween movie.

[straussmonster.livejournal.com]

I've seen the ads, and I think this is the apocalyptic sign of American consumer culture decadence. There's poverty and environmental damage and whatever in the world--and they're trying to sell sequentially changing air fresheners as entertainment?

[saruwatari.livejournal.com]

"Honey, I thought you'd given up the smack," he says sadly.

LMFAO.

Yeah.

The Scentstories thing... erm. OK, changing scents, but do we really need to market it as a... story? O.o

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

It's even funnier when you run into this monstrosity in a store and see the price tag.

[morricone1900.livejournal.com]

If if costs any more than five CENTS, pass it by. ;)

I have a scent story which involves my cat, a litter box, some garbage outside during a hot summer day, etc. You think Glade would be interested in that one?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

See, that particular scent presentation would be played in front of a Krispy Kreme donut stand, or, at the very least, the grocery store, and then you'd buy one of everything.

That *would* make a great horror movie! Though we'd have to present it in Smell-O-Vision.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

they're trying to sell sequentially changing air fresheners as entertainment?

Y'know, in one line you summed it up far better than I did in several paragraphs. ;)

Just like I always wonder...do we really need all of these different kinds of trash bags? Trash bags with handles, trash bags with pull ties, scented trash bags, trash bags that tie easily...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine the whole family gathered 'round the scent player?

"Mommm...hurry! You're going to miss the good part!"

[valis2.livejournal.com]

The thought that these monstrosities are being sold really gets under my skin.

How much? Do you remember?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahah!! Unfortunately, I don't think that's marketable, as so many people already have those scents. ;)

[lady-branwyn.livejournal.com]

Years ago, a scratch and sniff movie was made. "Polyester" starred (and I use that word loosely) Divine, and theatre-goers were given a card with scents to scratch at appropriate moments during the film. Yes, filmed in Odorama...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Odorama!! That's what it was called.

For some reason I kept thinking Smell-O-Vision, but that wasn't it.

I love Crybaby, for some strange reason.

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

$25-$30 bucks -- and that doesn't include the $7 each disc "refills"!

and because I can't leave well enough alone...

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

I just found all this.
Get a load of the "titles" of these "scent stories"!

Re: and because I can't leave well enough alone...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

ARGH!

"Wandering Barefoot on the Shore"

Does it include the scent of blood after you step on a sharp shell?

"Relaxing in Hammock"

Does it include the scent of frustration as you attempt to get into the hammock?

$25 for a player? I hope no one shelled out for these.