mwahaha

[valis2]

valismort commands you to bathe in custard.

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[atdt1991.livejournal.com]

That, is the strangest thing I've seen all day.

And yet, I feel compelled to wash in a soft, creamy treat.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Go in squishy peace, my friend.

[sigune.livejournal.com]

Myum!

:D

- Why, actually?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Custard is how we commune with the unknown. And I command you! Yea, verily, custard!

[cordelia_v]

That's a trick question, right?

Because I already bathe in custard. Every day.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Ah, a loyal follower. So hard to find those these days. I do hope it's lemon, though.

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

*drains the tub of asp's milk and fills it with custard*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

There's just nothing as invigorating as a nice custard bath.

[gypsyjolie.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

but it's so gloopy!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Gloopy = Divine.

PS: valismort is sending you a leetle package today! :)

[gypsyjolie.livejournal.com]

Is it full of custard?
I'm not sure that will ship well.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I am shipping it in a mini-fridge.

I keep having to buy extension cords, though.

[gypsyjolie.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!

Have I told you that you're the coolest thing (since custard) yet today?

[gypsyjolie.livejournal.com]

I am wearing my new necklace for luck this weekend. I am ashamed to admit it but I am nervous about hanging with the old college girls in Chicago this weekend, especially since that they are still close together and see each other a lot. And Chicago's expensive. And I just keep gaining weight and not getting married or having kids or buying a house.

Yikes. Okay, think good thoughts for me!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweetie, you are a luminous being, you are so wonderful and amazing. I think you're beautiful inside and out. *hugs* Just act confident and secure, and the rest will follow. *sends lurve*

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

How about...Snape bathe in custard and I just have a snack?

*giggles and runs*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

bwahaha! But you would enjoy that a bit too much, I think. ;)

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

*looks around shiftly*

And that would be a problem because....?

*giggles*

[eloisasnape.livejournal.com]

I'll have roobarb rhubab apple crumble with mine please.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

That is acceptable. Extra points if you include a glass of milk!

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

I'll have a custard bath the day I have my very own Durmstrang Hottie or Weasley Yumyum to share it with.

Meanwhile, Lord Squirrelmort commands YOU to give him walnuts and say how cute he is!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Lord Squirrelmort? A pretendah! I shall douse him with my Evil Custard and he will never command again!