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...to eat some chocolate.

Unless you'll die if you eat chocolate. In that case you should just find the dessert of your choice.

Just goes to show what a kind-hearted supreme evil 'tator I am.

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Date: 2006-03-23 02:51 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cordelia_v
Ah, the Dark Lady. All will love her, and despair!

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Date: 2006-03-23 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Mmm! Despair tastes just like chocolate, you know.

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Date: 2006-03-23 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jen-deben.livejournal.com
Oh great and benevolent one,

Is it permissible for we abject minions to drink our chocolate?

I had just stuck a mug of cocoa into the microwave, the moment before your irresistable will was revealed to me.

*genuflects repeatedly*

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Date: 2006-03-23 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Drinking chocolate is quite acceptible. And tasty!

Chocolate-scented candles are right out, however.

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Date: 2006-03-23 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerynstales.livejournal.com
*hears and obeys her dark ladiness*

I just ate a large bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream...hope that counts. Mmmm chocolate and mint....

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Date: 2006-03-23 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I approve entirely. Chocolate chips are lovely and eeeeeeevil.

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Date: 2006-03-23 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrysantza.livejournal.com
And Squirrelmort commands you to give him walnuts. Lots of walnuts!

And chocolate...mmmchocolate...I would eat it even without Supreme Dictators telling me to! Right now I'm scarfing Thin Mints.

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Date: 2006-03-23 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
We could compromise and insist upon chocolate-covered walnuts.

Thin Mints! Terrific! And...deeeelicious.

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Date: 2006-03-23 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cactus-wren.livejournal.com
Well what a coincidence. I had a few pieces of chocolate earlier tonight and was feeling guilty. But now that's it's an order, I can throw that guilt away. Heh.

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Date: 2006-03-23 10:18 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] sigune.livejournal.com
We worship you, o splediferous Valismort!!

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Date: 2006-03-23 10:19 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] sigune.livejournal.com
(Well, there's an 'n' missing of course... That's what I get for attempting to use difficult words. Please don't kick your servant, your grace!)

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Date: 2006-03-23 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com
O Glorious One, I tremble beneath your gaze and report that I duly had 2 chocolatey ice-cream bars last night.

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Date: 2006-03-23 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Guilt? about eating chocolate? Surely you jest.

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Date: 2006-03-23 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Proper spelling is not as important as deciding Milk, White, or Dark.

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Date: 2006-03-23 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Fantastic! That's awesome!! Oops, I mean, Well done, faithful Death Eater.

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Date: 2006-03-23 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpenatrix.livejournal.com
ROTFL! ... er... I mean, your wish is my command! *bows*

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Date: 2006-03-23 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aramintasnape.livejournal.com
If only all commands were so enjoyable to follow ;))

*has been eating Cadburys all day* ;)

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Date: 2006-03-23 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Excellent! Let the Chocolate Fiesta commence!

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Date: 2006-03-23 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Hee! Yes, it was rather easy. I had a couple Lindt truffles, m'self, that were left over from Christmas. Mmmm!

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