More fun with spam

[valis2]

I've been saving the best and compiling them...
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did akers snuggle her?

The question that's on everyone's lips.
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Need talky or India

There's a huge difference in the two, I'd imagine.
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Dante when desolator or beatrice

I'm kind of surprised that somehow a spam tagline managed to put this together, actually. Is it coincidence, or just part of their usual mangling and scrambling?
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Carmen and beard

Opera and facial hair. They go together like talky and India.
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Quite hopkinsian held bombastic

Heh. Supah bombastic, mon.
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millinery you trisyllable

More like polysyllable, seriously. And why hold it against them, anyway?
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Terra Booker almost clockwatcher

That's sort of like almost writing books, isn't it? You either watch it or you don't. There isn't much of an almost there. Or, if there is, then I'm almost a Yeti spotter.
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Re: Sean a deadhead

...because that is such an issue. We couldn't even have any sort of dealings with him because his nose would be stuffed in Relix all the time.
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Re: Minerva but honorary

There had to be a HP reference, of course. ;)
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up a small side path which led to the little private gate of the

I was so intrigued by this subject line that I had to check out the text of the email, which (rather disappointingly) read:

'Yes, I think I do. I think my coming back home was just RECULER POURfrightened her. the case, for instance, with most word processors);conscious, her long blanched face lifted up, not to see the world. Sheit in her own understanding. Her active living was suspended, but [*] The etext may be readily converted by the reader athigh association of thought and progress and understanding. So, she was

I really am frightened of having my active living suspended now.

Comments

[sigune.livejournal.com]

You get such funny and interesting subject lines! Mine invariably say "impress your girl" or a minor variation on the same theme :D.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

They must really do their research before they pop into valismort's account...they appear to want to impress!

[randomspectator.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* what a wonderful post to return to the world of LJ and see! :]

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I always love spam! It's so bizarre.

My favorite is the "did akers snuggle..." bit. That made me howl!

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

"millinery you trisyllable" could be a great cryptic insult:

Millinery, you, you... TRIsyllable!!!

tee hee!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Though we might have to change it to polysyllable, I think...heh.

It might be funnier and more inexplicable if we leave it as "tri", though...