TLS Auto-summary...ha!

[valis2]

ac1d6urn has a funny entry about using MS Word's Auto-Summary tool.

I used it on tLS...

Dear Harry,
Dear Harry,
Harry followed. “Ron! “Harry! “Harry! Ron elbowed Harry. echoed Harry.
Harry shivered. Harry nodded. “Harry! HARRY!” yelled Hermione.
Harry turned red. Harry—”
Hermione turned to Harry. “Ron!” said Harry. “Goodbye, Severus.”
Harry flushed. Poor Severus. “Severus.” “Sarah...” “Sarah.”
Severus’s potion was working. Harry shrugged.
Hermione...” Severus winced. Severus froze. “Lucius?”
Severus nodded. Severus, the potion...”
“Sarah?”
“Sarah?”
Severus.
Severus winced. Severus. Severus grimaced. “Severus? Severus dreamed.
“Sarah?” said Severus.
Severus froze. “Severus? “Severus?” slurred Lucius.
“Severus? Severus sneered. Severus.
Sarah. Harry nodded. Sarah. Severus.
Severus. Severus dreamed.
“Sarah? Trapped, thought Severus.
Severus fumed.
Severus, sacked?

Sarah never even gets to do anything. Too funny!

Love the last line, though.

Comments

[snapesforte.livejournal.com]

Oh, now I'll have to use it. :) I'm not at home, at the moment, but will post my results, as well.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Can't wait! :)

[snapesforte.livejournal.com]

My results were really quite pathetic. It just sort of chopped up large bits from all the different chapters, ending with Snape's billowing black robes making everything go dark... Oh, well.

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

Well isn't that...interesting.

I've never used that feature, now I'm afraid to. Is that one chapter?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

No, that's all 120,000+ words condensed into one 100 word paragraph. *grins*

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

ROFL! I have to do that. How many times did you summarize the summaries?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

This is the complete and unadulterized first, and only, summary! Believe it or not. ;)

Most amusing.

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

Ah, now here's something to be added into a crack!litmus test. My LotR Suefic turned up entirely too many instances of "Boromir" and my Sue's name. However, if you take the summary of the summary of the summary, you end up with something resembling the bonsai text.

Re: Most amusing.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I laughed! I'll have to experiment with it more in the future, it is a fun little lark.