Stolen from [personal profile] melusinahp...

Jul. 19th, 2006 08:56 pm
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If you read this, I invite you to post a comment with a completely made up and fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - it just has to be fake.

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Date: 2006-07-20 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atdt1991.livejournal.com
Do you remember the time that you and I went to see the firebreathing show in San Francisco? It was so cool! They had flaming hoops and staffs and swinging flames on chains. Oh yeah, and we totally made out. :D

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Date: 2006-07-20 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
It was frabjous! I still have the scorchmark on my jacket.

From the making out, of course. heh.

PS: Love the icon!!

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Date: 2006-07-20 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atdt1991.livejournal.com
Thanks! :D

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Date: 2006-07-20 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artystone.livejournal.com
Hey remember that time, in Arizona, we met that wacky Afghani guy who had that fabulous idea for a business? So, like the next day we totally sold him to this weird family in a Winnebago from Minnesota? And like, in the middle of the night he ran away from them and came back and so we like sold him again to some Mexican in a Toyota with the hood tied down with a bungee cord? Then the wacky Minnesota family came back and complained that their Afghani ran away and they wanted a new one and you just said, "No guarantees!"
Wow were they pissed!

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Date: 2006-07-20 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO!!

But you were supposed to make up a story!!

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Date: 2006-07-20 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scatteredlogic.livejournal.com
I'll never forget getting that 3:00 a.m. call from you. You were in a Tijuana jail and needed bribery bail money. I caught the first flight out and when I got there, you were shimmying on a desk in that dingy police station, shaking your, erm, castanets to wild applause from various cops and criminals.

How the hell they got that mariachi band in there, I'll never know.

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Date: 2006-07-20 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Yeah, and once that mariachi band got in my shorts, I never got them out.

At least I have theme music wherever I go.

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Date: 2006-07-20 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jen-deben.livejournal.com
I have to say that I still really resent that time you stole my idea for a new guage transformation for dealing with cylindrical black holes in an anti-Desitter space-time, and then published it in Nature without even listing me as a co-author. I mean, that was just cold.

We were both there that night in Trondheim, we both saw the toilet paper dangling from the guy's sock and realised what it meant, and we both spent the next twenty-seven hours hammering out the theory fueled only by diet coke and fish sticks.

I guess I should have been suspicious when you asked me to work out that Schwarzchild radius, and then snuck out the back door.

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Date: 2006-07-20 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I'm great at sneaking out back doors. Don't you remember that time in Cocoa Beach when we picked up those two guys who didn't know trout from Tribeca? And you thought I was going to go get another rum and coke? And then I slipped out the back and when I hooked up with Brad Pitt later you were so mad.

And don't get me started on when I left you with that Avon saleswoman in Boston...

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Date: 2006-07-20 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mortifyd.livejournal.com
Remember when we got completely shitfaced on our birthday and randomly seranaded people while stealing their wallets?

That was AWESOME!

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Date: 2006-07-20 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Oh, that was amazing! You have such a great singing voice, too, so they'd be standing all mesmerized, while I worked over the crowd.

That was a great haul. What a birthday present we bought ourselves, too! That cute stuffed Pudge is almost as nice as the real thing.

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Date: 2006-07-20 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaelle-n-gilla.livejournal.com
Remember when we stood in front of that stoneface in Rome?
The mouth of truth
, where they say, if a liar puts their hand in, it'll bite it right off? Well, you dared me and I said no, so you put your hand in and we had a really hard time getting it out in one piece...

Did you ever get that engagement ring back that I gave you before? Makes me wonder... was that a lie, then?

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Date: 2006-07-20 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
(Bizarrely enough, I have done this in RL at a stone face in Italy, though not in Rome.)

The engagement ring is still stuck in the stone face, unfortunately. It turned out to be a scam, you see, and a guy comes out every evening and empties out all of the jewelry so that it doesn't overflow.

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Date: 2006-07-20 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artystone.livejournal.com
What do you bet he's Afghani?

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Date: 2006-07-20 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
bwahaha! I'm not taking that bet.

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Date: 2006-07-20 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaelle-n-gilla.livejournal.com
(tee-hee, my mom didn't dare to put her hand in. Mine is still unscathed. Tells you something, doesn't it?)

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Date: 2006-07-20 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zakkati.livejournal.com
Ah! The memory of you...me...the moonlight...and all those sticks of rhubarb always brings a smile to my face!

:D

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Date: 2006-07-20 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I still feel sad for the unfortunate strawberries, though.

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Date: 2006-07-20 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-bastard.livejournal.com
I remember the time you got me fired, slapped my mother, mooned my friends, shot my dog, slept with my husband and my boyfriend, then had the nerve to tell me I had issues....

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Date: 2006-07-20 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Well, when you drew that picture of Hagrid, even I knew that there was a problem.

PS: I'd stick with the husband.

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Date: 2006-07-20 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com
aRRRR, I remember a cold an' stormy night whereupon ye and the Kraken serenaded me wit' the sweetest songs. Still brings a tear to me eye.

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Date: 2006-07-20 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
bwahhaaha!

The Kraken's voice is far lovelier, of course, and it knows the most tearful of sea shanties...

It still pales in comparison to the time you got really piss-drunk and summoned waaaay too many cuttlefish. We had to give buckets of them to charity, and I know how much you hate to do that.

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Date: 2006-07-20 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com
I'm glad we found that Cuttlefish protection program in Washington State. Now I can rest easily knowing their cuttlebones aren't being sold to keep caged birds happy!

I'll stay away from the grog next time we're out. ;)

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Date: 2006-07-25 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athenakt.livejournal.com
You know, that time I had you over for dinner with me and my husband was the first time I'd used that recipe for chicken cacciatore. I just had to make it because Mom used Riesling to cook with, and I learned from her. ;)

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Date: 2006-07-25 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Riesling! Hee!

It was pretty amusing when the pan caught on fire, too. We all laughed, and then had another bottle of Riesling, so it was worth it. ;)

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Date: 2006-07-25 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athenakt.livejournal.com
I wasn't too amused at the time, but we were about to move out of that tiny old apartment anyway. I'm so much happier in our quaint house in the country with the amazing DSL line and five acres of woods and gardens that still manages to be near to a convenient supermarket and high paying job.

... That was too far fetched, wasn't it? ;) Well, if I ever do get one of those, I'll have to invite you over and avoid setting the pans aflame.

heh heh

Date: 2006-07-28 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blumsmile.livejournal.com
Remember that time in the cafeteria when the ninjas broke through the windows - to find the master! you are wounded! I wouldn't want to be your paper girl! (btw - you are so awesome)
heh heh heh
or the time when we hosted a beanie toss? or hawaiin chicken? the son of benji? the days of our limes?
what is real and what is memorex - and what is written in a high school geometry book?

Re: heh heh

Date: 2006-08-01 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
bwahaha!!

I love you so much.

And you were supposed to post a FAKE memory. Those are all real! Especially the ninja parts.

*hugs*

:)

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