valismort commands you...

[valis2]

...never watch the Food Network while hungry. It can only lead to misery.

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[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Truer words were never spoken. Or typed, as it were.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

valismort is quite wise in the ways of food. *laughs*

[ex-indykat261.livejournal.com]

Amen to that, sista! I remember being in the hospital with an ulcer, unable to eat. Every food commercial that came on had me *drooling*...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I'd probably get to the point where even the dog food commercials made me hungry...heh.

[artystone.livejournal.com]

Every time I watch the Food Network I end up. hungry...

...oh wait, you were talking about the food?

Which reminds me, there's a Good Eats marathon Saturday followed by "Behind the Eats"!

Eat up me hearties, yo ho!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I watched part of an episode tonight, and Alton cored a pear with a drill, and said, "No, Mr. Pear, I expect you to die." It was absolutely hilarious.

Too bad I'll miss the marathon. Is this the top ten marathon?

[artystone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, supposedly the "viewers' choice". What viewers? No one asked me! Did they ask you?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

No, damnit. The pear 007 would have been #1 in my book, though.

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

Ah sage advice, o Valismort. *nods*

We shall of course comply...but tempt the Muggles to do so. MOOHHHAAAWWAAA!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I approve entirely of your icon. *nods sagely* Now there's a group with potential.

*giggles*

[gina-r-snape.livejournal.com]

*dies* Too, too true.

Well, unless you are watching Rachael Ray. She makes me lose my appetite. :evilgrin:

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I really think she's had plastic surgery recently, too. Which was completely unnecessary.

And I love Snapea Crisps...yum! ;) I found them in AZ a few years ago, and they really are tasty. Not snarky at all.

[lisamarie0921.livejournal.com]

You could have warned me yesterday, you know. When I was actually watching the Food Network.
And hungry.
Starving, actually.
And no money to go buy fun foods to experiment with.
:(
(Tomorrow's payday, though, and I'm so gonna have me some fun in the kitchen!)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

valismort hopes to sample the spoils of your experiments! hee.

[jen-deben.livejournal.com]

Hoo, boy! I'm in good with the Dark Lady; I don't even own a TV! *chortles, and wonders what to wear when she's Valismort's confidante and right-hand mouse*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Psst: Don't forget about our sekrit plans. And this time, don't get distracted by cheese!

[jen-deben.livejournal.com]

Oh! Of course not, Dark Lady! I remember all our super-sekrit plans, and I'm not going to be distracted! You can count on me! I'm won't let you down, whether it be during a Muggle-baiting mission, or a seminar on how to develop one's evil laughter to its highest potential, or even - hey-is-that-a-piece-of-smoked-Gouda-over-there?

*wanders away, starry-eyed and drooling*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Argh!! Foiled again! If it hadn't been for that sneaking cheese...

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

Unless you're watching conger eel battle on Iron Chef. "The inner flesh of the jaw is a delicacy." tee hee!

How I love Iron Chef, original version.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I totally heart IC. I love the American version, too, all because of the delicious Alton Brown. Yay Alton!