valismort commands you...

[valis2]

...never watch the Food Network while hungry. It can only lead to misery.

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[artystone.livejournal.com]

Every time I watch the Food Network I end up. hungry...

...oh wait, you were talking about the food?

Which reminds me, there's a Good Eats marathon Saturday followed by "Behind the Eats"!

Eat up me hearties, yo ho!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I watched part of an episode tonight, and Alton cored a pear with a drill, and said, "No, Mr. Pear, I expect you to die." It was absolutely hilarious.

Too bad I'll miss the marathon. Is this the top ten marathon?

[artystone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, supposedly the "viewers' choice". What viewers? No one asked me! Did they ask you?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

No, damnit. The pear 007 would have been #1 in my book, though.