Attention memes.

[valis2]

I am not an Art Deco witch.

Nor a fairy.

Nor an introverted extrovert.

Nor am I Lucius. Or Snape. Or Harry.

I am not perishing in a dungeon with a +5 shield of marinaliana.

I am not currently wearing an Al Gore halloween costume.

I do not need an indecipherable map of my flist.

Yours truly,

valis

Comments

[todayiamadaisy]

Oh go on... don't you want to know which national flag you are? Or what type of daemon you need? Or which mix of Hogwarts houses you are?

*sigh* There's a lot of them, isn't there?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

ha! Honestly, I could have made this entry about ten times as long...but you got the point. ;)

[snegurochka_lee]

LOL. ♥

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*hugs* *giggles*

[marginaliana]

Wait a minute! You mean I didn't just save Al Gore, who is secretly Lucius the introverted extrovert Art Deco fairy from the dungeon where he'd ended up accidentally because he was without a Very Important Map?

I... I...

My life is meaningless now!!! *sobs*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

bwahahaa!

My life is meaningless now

Ah yes...the perfect time for a meme, then. ;)

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon, you know that secretly, deep down inside, you really want to know if your scent is cotton or pine and if you are a daisy, a rose or a gladiola.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Dear memes:

I do not want to know if my scent is cotton or pine.

I do not want to know if my underwear is full of brine.

I do not want to know if I am a gladiola, a daisy, or a rose.

I do not want to know if I am film, lyric or prose.

I do not want memes on a train;

I do not want snakes on a plane.

No love,

valis

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

I do not want memes on a train;

I do not want snakes on a plane.


Hee! Very good.

[seaislewitch.livejournal.com]

ROFLOL!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

*dies of funny*

This isn't a meme, but it is funny: http://www.modestypanel.com/artorcrap/

(also check out the rest of the quizzes!)

[seaislewitch.livejournal.com]

Siriusly, the best one ever was: What Kind of Meat Are You?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

bwahahahaha!!

Well, at least it wasn't What Underroos Are You Currently Wearing, I suppose. *snort*

[imafarmgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm cracking up. Apparently I was a mermade yesterday which seems like total BS. I am not a real water person and if you saw me in a swim suit, well, it's scarey.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Heh...perhaps you had the Inner Spirit of a mermaid.

[mariannelee.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure you do... See that pretty map? Shiny! Shinnnneeeeee!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I can just see me, being chased by a mob shouting, "Shun the nonbeliever!"