Funny fanfic manglings

When I first started to read fandom, I would collect all of the really bad lines from ff.net stories. I saved them all in a file.

I don't do this anymore, but I thought I'd put them here just for your amusement...sorry, there are no links to any of them. To be honest, some of these were actually fairly enjoyable and decent reads, just with an amusing typo. But the rest...heheh. Here are the best crazy typographical errors and word misusages.

( The best fanfic manglings )

EDIT: Have removed titles and authors' names from these samples after perusing mctabby and babb_chronicles and advice from others.