Twin birthdays with awesome sauce

HAPPY BIRTHDAY etrangere!!

Happy Birthday to a wonderful writer! I love reading your work, and you're such an interesting, nice person. I'm glad that we're friends! *hugs* I hope your day is great!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY sistermagpie!!

Happy Birthday to an awesome, insightful essayist! Your fascinating insights into so many diverse topics are always interesting and I love reading them. I'm always excited when you update. And your finely tuned sense of snark is a such a wonderful source of hilarity. I'm so glad to have met you! *hugs* Have a wonderful day!

blergh.

I will not bore you with the details of my continued unhealthiness. Instead, last night's crack!dream, with bullet points.

• I was going to a community education center to teach several crafting classes over the course of an evening. Then I learned it was Hallowe'en and I needed a costume.


• Lucius was attending as well. He was going as himself. On stilts. Because the only costume for a Malfoy is...more Malfoy, apparently. He wore a lovely set of black dress robes made from satin that reached to the floor while he was on the stilts. I had to stand under his robes (STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW) so that he could keep his hand on my head (NO MORE LAUGHING) so he could stay balanced.


• Fred was going as well. He dressed up as Fred from Scooby-Doo and was complaining because the sweater was made of wool and was too hot and itchy.


• I finally reached the community ed center and left Lucius behind. I wandered around for awhile, trying to find the classroom I was supposed to teach in. Then I ran into tjwritter, who was proudly showing off what she'd made. "But that's the project I was supposed to teach!" I exclaimed. "Who taught you that?" Turned out Lucius snagged my class.


• Then it turned out that Lucius snagged all of my classes because I was late. At first I was grateful, but then I realized that he had collected all monies from the classes, and I was a little troubled because I had come up with the projects and the advertising. I tried to think of a fair ratio for us to split up the profits. However, Lucius was long gone, so it was futile.

Tonight is the last night of the antibiotic course. I wonder what it will inspire tonight...