blergh.

Sep. 11th, 2008 11:14 pm
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I will not bore you with the details of my continued unhealthiness. Instead, last night's crack!dream, with bullet points.

  • I was going to a community education center to teach several crafting classes over the course of an evening. Then I learned it was Hallowe'en and I needed a costume.

  • Lucius was attending as well. He was going as himself. On stilts. Because the only costume for a Malfoy is...more Malfoy, apparently. He wore a lovely set of black dress robes made from satin that reached to the floor while he was on the stilts. I had to stand under his robes (STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW) so that he could keep his hand on my head (NO MORE LAUGHING) so he could stay balanced.

  • Fred was going as well. He dressed up as Fred from Scooby-Doo and was complaining because the sweater was made of wool and was too hot and itchy.

  • I finally reached the community ed center and left Lucius behind. I wandered around for awhile, trying to find the classroom I was supposed to teach in. Then I ran into [livejournal.com profile] tjwritter, who was proudly showing off what she'd made. "But that's the project I was supposed to teach!" I exclaimed. "Who taught you that?" Turned out Lucius snagged my class.

  • Then it turned out that Lucius snagged all of my classes because I was late. At first I was grateful, but then I realized that he had collected all monies from the classes, and I was a little troubled because I had come up with the projects and the advertising. I tried to think of a fair ratio for us to split up the profits. However, Lucius was long gone, so it was futile.


Tonight is the last night of the antibiotic course. I wonder what it will inspire tonight...

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Date: 2008-09-12 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lampblack.livejournal.com
That is some hot class action at the community center. I need to sign up for some night classes in my dreams, I think...

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Date: 2008-09-12 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
If Lucius is teaching classes I am right there with you. Believe me.

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Date: 2008-09-12 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjwritter.livejournal.com
OMG! I made a guest appearance in your dreams!?!?! Now I can die happy!

Wha!?!?!?! Lucius taught me Arts & Crafts? Now I can die laughing!!

You have the craziest imagination EVAH!!

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Date: 2008-09-12 01:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] alabastard.livejournal.com
Told you you had it coming... even in others' dreams.

Snagging, that's what We do ;-) and the stilts have a wand inside ...

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Date: 2008-09-12 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjwritter.livejournal.com
I totally see You learning all these "Life Skills" in Azkaban!

Rehabilatate A Death Eater Program
1. Arts and Crafts
2. Baking
3. Theater Productions

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Date: 2008-09-12 09:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] alabastard.livejournal.com
Well, I would burn everything I bake, black thumb syndrome, that's what house elves are for ... but of course I can teach crafts, on stilts so I can properly look wayyyy down at you all, and when you're a Malfoy, life IS theatre.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-09-12 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
You did such a marvelous job teaching crafts--who knew?

(no subject)

Date: 2008-09-12 09:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] alabastard.livejournal.com
I've been well taught by those crafty witches.

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Date: 2008-09-12 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
You were so excited, too! And I was like, oh, WAH, I could have been in a class with you! I was totally bummed.

But Lucius is a really good teacher! It looked great.

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Date: 2008-09-12 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjwritter.livejournal.com
Was I making a purse outta t-shirts? Because, if so, we have a psychic connection...I just remembered that I totally made one of those from a t-shirt that you sent me awhile ago...

It was SWEET!!!!!!

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Date: 2008-09-12 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Really?! ooo, I want pics!!

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Date: 2008-09-12 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joanwilder.livejournal.com
I think it was a perfectly reasonable dream, the only part that seemed cracky was stilts!Lucius. BWAHAAAA. Plz to be taking more drugs. Honestly, this is better than fic, I'm starting to look forward to it like [livejournal.com profile] klynie1's haiku, but more.

How's your head? Is it any better. I think the least you should do is compile all these dreams in a salable form and make some money off all the agony. I think it would sell, I do!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-09-12 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Stilts!Lucius was pretty awe-inspiring, let me tell you. I was quite humbled by his elevated appearance. lol!

My head is better in the morning, worse in the evening. I'm starting to wonder if I will ever get the evil out of it.

I did have a couple strange dreams, but the only thing I can recall right now is the image of a female warrior in incredible armor made out of strips of white metal, with a low sky of grey clouds tumbling past rather wildly.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-09-12 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] go-back-chief.livejournal.com
LOL your dream!Lucius is so in character.

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Date: 2008-09-12 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
hee! Isn't he? He was extremely good at walking on stilts, btw.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-09-12 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpear.livejournal.com
I rarely remember dreams as vivid as that. Are you on drugs???

(no subject)

Date: 2008-09-12 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'm on antibiotics right now, which usually up the strangeness quotient a little.

But even so, I do often remember dreams, at least in the morning.

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Date: 2008-09-12 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corvus-coronis.livejournal.com
"I had to stand under his robes (STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW) so that he could keep his hand on my head (NO MORE LAUGHING) so he could stay balanced."

Sorry, can't help it ^^ *snickers*

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Date: 2008-09-12 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
When I started writing it out I couldn't stop giggling, honestly. ;)

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Date: 2008-09-12 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com
I think the last bit is my favorite part. Although, the entire dream is pretty XD as a whole. Please keep sharing these!

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Date: 2008-09-12 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I just can't believe that Lucius took off with my money! I remember wondering how I could ever find him again. lol!

Glad you're enjoying them--I was starting to worry that they were boring people. ;)

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