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[valis2]

Worst Renaissance Festival pickup lines

Such a dainty ankle m'lady hath.

Thou art more hot than Heidi Klum.

Thine boobs outshine the sun.

Allow me to laceth your corset tighter.

Wouldst thou care for some of my food coupons?

Thou lookest like a real buxom wench.

Shall I compare thee to soup in a bread bowl?

Upon staring at your lovely visage I realizeth that my codpiece is feeling rather restrictive.

Comments

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*snort* That's hilarious!

Guys could always offer a breast exam...hee!

[privatemaladict.livejournal.com]

"Say... wanna palpate my axillary lymph nodes?" (this is something that'svery hard to do without feeling someone's breast at least a little bit.)

"Is that a stethoscope in your pocket or are you just..."