All your spam are belong to us
Oct. 21st, 2006 11:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valis2I've always been pretty lucky, and not received a lot of spam, except through a Comcast account.
But now my luck has ended. I've been getting about 10-20 pieces a day in the last couple months. Thankfully I can use spam for amusement instead of evil.
Let's take a voyage down Spammy River, shall we?
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Morris Hayden has contacted me about firewall swine, the scourge of the internets.
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I have been receiving multiple missives about VIkAGRA and VdIAGRA from some colorful characters, including:
Barnabas Tanksley
Fakhriyya Lantz
Egil Hyslop
Moise Shack
Gormlaith Guizar
Elpida McGee
Mictlantecuhtli Stanford
I'd love to read a Mamet play where all of these people interact.
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Gertie England is quite concerned about jacket spasms. So am I, now that I think about it.
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Anna Haines is apparently practiced in the art of ecumenical conjuring. Somehow I don't think the church approves.
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related has invited me to a hip Eurotrash sleaze lounge. It sounds positively dreamy.
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Ethel Villareal has invited me to a chiefly decathalon. I know you're all jealous. Wait 'til you see my lovely headdress waving in the air as I leap over the hurdles.
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Mr. Head predictably sends me a rather straightforward missive about, well, lengthy matters.
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you.join tells me about the living dream figure. I'm afraid it might be a cult, and I just don't have time for brainwashing in my schedule right now, so I've decided not to reply.
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Ned Dickey is concerned about the garrulous sky. I know what you're thinking...who isn't?
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Clementine Grimes says only, "goddamned." Brevity really can be the soul of spam.
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ETA: Mr. Roark has just emailed me with a Refill Reminder Cherry.
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But now my luck has ended. I've been getting about 10-20 pieces a day in the last couple months. Thankfully I can use spam for amusement instead of evil.
Let's take a voyage down Spammy River, shall we?
---
Morris Hayden has contacted me about firewall swine, the scourge of the internets.
---
I have been receiving multiple missives about VIkAGRA and VdIAGRA from some colorful characters, including:
Barnabas Tanksley
Fakhriyya Lantz
Egil Hyslop
Moise Shack
Gormlaith Guizar
Elpida McGee
Mictlantecuhtli Stanford
I'd love to read a Mamet play where all of these people interact.
---
Gertie England is quite concerned about jacket spasms. So am I, now that I think about it.
---
Anna Haines is apparently practiced in the art of ecumenical conjuring. Somehow I don't think the church approves.
---
related has invited me to a hip Eurotrash sleaze lounge. It sounds positively dreamy.
---
Ethel Villareal has invited me to a chiefly decathalon. I know you're all jealous. Wait 'til you see my lovely headdress waving in the air as I leap over the hurdles.
---
Mr. Head predictably sends me a rather straightforward missive about, well, lengthy matters.
---
you.join tells me about the living dream figure. I'm afraid it might be a cult, and I just don't have time for brainwashing in my schedule right now, so I've decided not to reply.
---
Ned Dickey is concerned about the garrulous sky. I know what you're thinking...who isn't?
---
Clementine Grimes says only, "goddamned." Brevity really can be the soul of spam.
---
ETA: Mr. Roark has just emailed me with a Refill Reminder Cherry.
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Date: 2006-10-21 07:34 pm (UTC)Poor Viagra -- the constant victim of name mutilation.
Have you noticed how many of those poor souls need remedial lessons in little issues like spelling and grammar? Unfortunately, their higher education was likely funded by investing in all those stock tips they also pass around.
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Date: 2006-10-21 07:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-10-21 11:14 pm (UTC)And jacket spasms are almost as ebil as firewall swine. Seriously.
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