All your spam are belong to us
Oct. 21st, 2006 11:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valis2I've always been pretty lucky, and not received a lot of spam, except through a Comcast account.
But now my luck has ended. I've been getting about 10-20 pieces a day in the last couple months. Thankfully I can use spam for amusement instead of evil.
Let's take a voyage down Spammy River, shall we?
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Morris Hayden has contacted me about firewall swine, the scourge of the internets.
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I have been receiving multiple missives about VIkAGRA and VdIAGRA from some colorful characters, including:
Barnabas Tanksley
Fakhriyya Lantz
Egil Hyslop
Moise Shack
Gormlaith Guizar
Elpida McGee
Mictlantecuhtli Stanford
I'd love to read a Mamet play where all of these people interact.
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Gertie England is quite concerned about jacket spasms. So am I, now that I think about it.
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Anna Haines is apparently practiced in the art of ecumenical conjuring. Somehow I don't think the church approves.
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related has invited me to a hip Eurotrash sleaze lounge. It sounds positively dreamy.
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Ethel Villareal has invited me to a chiefly decathalon. I know you're all jealous. Wait 'til you see my lovely headdress waving in the air as I leap over the hurdles.
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Mr. Head predictably sends me a rather straightforward missive about, well, lengthy matters.
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you.join tells me about the living dream figure. I'm afraid it might be a cult, and I just don't have time for brainwashing in my schedule right now, so I've decided not to reply.
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Ned Dickey is concerned about the garrulous sky. I know what you're thinking...who isn't?
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Clementine Grimes says only, "goddamned." Brevity really can be the soul of spam.
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ETA: Mr. Roark has just emailed me with a Refill Reminder Cherry.
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But now my luck has ended. I've been getting about 10-20 pieces a day in the last couple months. Thankfully I can use spam for amusement instead of evil.
Let's take a voyage down Spammy River, shall we?
---
Morris Hayden has contacted me about firewall swine, the scourge of the internets.
---
I have been receiving multiple missives about VIkAGRA and VdIAGRA from some colorful characters, including:
Barnabas Tanksley
Fakhriyya Lantz
Egil Hyslop
Moise Shack
Gormlaith Guizar
Elpida McGee
Mictlantecuhtli Stanford
I'd love to read a Mamet play where all of these people interact.
---
Gertie England is quite concerned about jacket spasms. So am I, now that I think about it.
---
Anna Haines is apparently practiced in the art of ecumenical conjuring. Somehow I don't think the church approves.
---
related has invited me to a hip Eurotrash sleaze lounge. It sounds positively dreamy.
---
Ethel Villareal has invited me to a chiefly decathalon. I know you're all jealous. Wait 'til you see my lovely headdress waving in the air as I leap over the hurdles.
---
Mr. Head predictably sends me a rather straightforward missive about, well, lengthy matters.
---
you.join tells me about the living dream figure. I'm afraid it might be a cult, and I just don't have time for brainwashing in my schedule right now, so I've decided not to reply.
---
Ned Dickey is concerned about the garrulous sky. I know what you're thinking...who isn't?
---
Clementine Grimes says only, "goddamned." Brevity really can be the soul of spam.
---
ETA: Mr. Roark has just emailed me with a Refill Reminder Cherry.
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Date: 2006-10-22 04:04 pm (UTC)