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valis2Five of my six email accounts have yielded no amusing spam whatsoever. The sixth? A gold mine this month, for some reason. Without further ado...
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God knows all about you and your atoms.
This frightening revelation comes from the tobacconist. Now I'm wondering what my atoms have been doing in their off time.
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Unfortunately, during the game, wide receiver Terrell Owens.
He's so unfortunate that the sentence just ends. The game ends. The entire universe comes to a crashing halt.
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Suzannah U. Bowers says only It was horrible, horrible. Later in the email she mentions the four bodies that were found. Why she's telling me instead of the police, I'll never know.
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the setlist pleases me greatly, friends.
Oh yeah? Well, I don't care for it at all. Needs more Tori.
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A mysterious figure known only as the dramatist lives up to his moniker: Zoellick took a step in the opposite direction.
Already I'm intrigued. I want to know more about Zoellick and his journey. Makes me want to write spam!fanfic.
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Sandy A. Cleveland, also known in private circles as the Antisocial One, advises me to Leave them in a cafe instead. Yeah, that'll go over well.
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com kicks it up a notch with more revealing photos of armed females in their free online photo gallery
If this were a competition among the 'females', Kali would so win, hands down.
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Scott W. Timothy (you gotta love these spammers, they put such thought into their online identies...middle initials and all) tells me that Because it's thin, it's great for layering with several ingredients.
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Ruthie Hooker has sent me an email that apparently contains her Expert Advice.
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If the Xun and Qian directions are high, then the weakening and dead qi will have power.
Of course. That just goes without saying. But if they're low, watch out! More Snarry!
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And for my double word conundrums, this month's winners are:
Whiskers Tonsillitis
and
Solar Gnome, who sounds like a new superhero. (I'm definitely staying out of his way. I don't want any sort of minature tanned outline on my body.)
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God knows all about you and your atoms.
This frightening revelation comes from the tobacconist. Now I'm wondering what my atoms have been doing in their off time.
---
Unfortunately, during the game, wide receiver Terrell Owens.
He's so unfortunate that the sentence just ends. The game ends. The entire universe comes to a crashing halt.
---
Suzannah U. Bowers says only It was horrible, horrible. Later in the email she mentions the four bodies that were found. Why she's telling me instead of the police, I'll never know.
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the setlist pleases me greatly, friends.
Oh yeah? Well, I don't care for it at all. Needs more Tori.
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A mysterious figure known only as the dramatist lives up to his moniker: Zoellick took a step in the opposite direction.
Already I'm intrigued. I want to know more about Zoellick and his journey. Makes me want to write spam!fanfic.
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Sandy A. Cleveland, also known in private circles as the Antisocial One, advises me to Leave them in a cafe instead. Yeah, that'll go over well.
---
com kicks it up a notch with more revealing photos of armed females in their free online photo gallery
If this were a competition among the 'females', Kali would so win, hands down.
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Scott W. Timothy (you gotta love these spammers, they put such thought into their online identies...middle initials and all) tells me that Because it's thin, it's great for layering with several ingredients.
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Ruthie Hooker has sent me an email that apparently contains her Expert Advice.
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If the Xun and Qian directions are high, then the weakening and dead qi will have power.
Of course. That just goes without saying. But if they're low, watch out! More Snarry!
---
And for my double word conundrums, this month's winners are:
Whiskers Tonsillitis
and
Solar Gnome, who sounds like a new superhero. (I'm definitely staying out of his way. I don't want any sort of minature tanned outline on my body.)
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Date: 2006-12-16 12:50 pm (UTC)This was priceless! I may have to gack this idea, you know, the next time my Yahoo spam filter gets full.
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Date: 2006-12-16 04:55 pm (UTC)