I AM HERE IN HELL

[valis2]

I have just arrived at 666 Ninth Circle of Hell St, which is apparently populated only with cats and satan_black, er, julian_black. As she always says, her hair hides the horns, and I've attempted to sneak a peek at her feet to see if she has cloven hooves, but so far she has not removed her shoes.

Hell contains a lot of fur. Just sayin'. Her Infernal Majesty had to empty the Dyson twice while vacuuming just one area rug.

Also, new tires to the tune of $568. Yep. By the time I get back I'll have nothing original on the car except the steering wheel. *sigh*

More later, once Julian and I break out the tequila.

Comments

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

I think your car is hexed. You should see while you're there in Hell, if julian_black knows someone who can remove that hex. Maybe it just needs a good finite incantatum.

I still love you even if you drive a hexed car. But if you ever come down this way and we go anywhere, we're taking my mom-van.

And you'll be home soon! Eeeee!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I will see if Julian or one of her infernal furry imps can remove it. I hope so, because I'm really starting to wonder if I'll get home in one piece!

I would be happy to go anywhere in the mom-van if it meant not driving on mountain passes or through blizzards or tornadoes.