valismort commands...

[valis2]

...bring me more squid for the cause. I have a plan.

*cackles cephalopodtastically*

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[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

I was able to drag this one from the deep, O wise and deadly one!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

A wonderful addition to our squid stable. This mighty squid will be our advance scout, driving terror into the hearts of our enemies.

[orionnoire.livejournal.com]

I (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v294/paula_orion/?action=view&current=squid1.jpg) hope (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v294/paula_orion/?action=view&current=squid2.jpg) illustrations (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v294/paula_orion/?action=view&current=squid3.jpg) are (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v294/paula_orion/?action=view&current=squid4.jpg) ok. (http://www.3x6.net/sf/images/nautilus.jpg) 8)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Ah, these are wondrous examples of cephalopodic might! I approve entirely. Especially the squid contemplating devouring his enemies within the glass bubble...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grainne_/]

Like this, oh your many-armed wondrousness?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, of course! They are part of my dastardly plan.

FIRST, FISH STICKS.

THEN THE WORLD.

[mariannelee.livejournal.com]

*shivers with terror*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

My squid shall reign supreme!

[sylvadin.livejournal.com]

*Cackling?*

Oh, horrors! Poor squid! What diabolical plans will those hapless cephalopods be forced to take part in? (And do you need an assistant? *evil grin*)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHT AND MAJESTY OF THE CEPHALOPOD

An assistant? Ooo! What's your WPM?

[sylvadin.livejournal.com]

WPM? Witticisms Per Minute? They average...oh wait, excuse me...

Words Per Minute - once upon a time (long, long ago) was 75-80 wpm. Nowadays is likely only 40-50. But I've been told too many times to count that I also have excellent phone receptionist skills. Good morning! Cephalopod Plotters Inc. How may I direct your call?...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Can you make a nice cup of coffee? The jellyfish are quite the java-fiends.

If so, you're hired!

[sylvadin.livejournal.com]

Make coffee?

Drats!
*think* *think* *think*
Ah ha!
*sneaks out to the little expresso stand two doors down*
*sneaks back into office snack room and pours contents of take-out cups into mugs*

Of course I make coffee. *presents mugs to the jellyfish* Next time would you like a triple-shot dark roast latte' instead?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Coffee for the jellyfish!

I heard they like a flavored shot of fishscales occasionally, too.

*presents you with the company handbook, entitled the Dark Lord's Organizational Manual*

[lady-branwyn.livejournal.com]

Here is a giant, killer squid icon (or maybe it's an octopus--dunno).

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Take that, Dread Pirate Roberts!

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

The Giant Cuttlefish Aggregate Near me As I Speak. (http://www.naturalwanders.com/australiangiantcuttlefishaggregation.htm) Just give the command, O Elder One, and I shall summon them to you.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

You are a Summoner? Oh, this just gets better and better!

(Have you read the Squid Wars (http://valis2.livejournal.com/tag/squid+wars) trilogy?)

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

I am indeed, my Lord, and they have been made ready.

(just reading it now XD)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I had so much fun writing the Squid Wars that it should have been illegal.

[gmonkey42.livejournal.com]

Would you like a photo of a preserved dead squid? There's a big one in the lab where I work. Well, not IN the lab, it's down the hall. We have a bunch of skeletons too.

Anyway, I wanted to ask first because I didn't want to go and give it to you if a dead squid photo would be a sad thing.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I need live squid for the cause! They need to wriggle and sway seductively!

Though on the other hand, dead squid tell no tales...*ponders*...and then there is the possibility of inferi!squid...hmm...