WPM? Witticisms Per Minute? They average...oh wait, excuse me...
Words Per Minute - once upon a time (long, long ago) was 75-80 wpm. Nowadays is likely only 40-50. But I've been told too many times to count that I also have excellent phone receptionist skills. Good morning! Cephalopod Plotters Inc. How may I direct your call?...
Drats! *think* *think* *think* Ah ha! *sneaks out to the little expresso stand two doors down* *sneaks back into office snack room and pours contents of take-out cups into mugs*
Of course I make coffee. *presents mugs to the jellyfish* Next time would you like a triple-shot dark roast latte' instead?
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Date: 2007-07-25 10:59 pm (UTC)Oh, horrors! Poor squid! What diabolical plans will those hapless cephalopods be forced to take part in? (And do you need an assistant? *evil grin*)
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Date: 2007-07-25 11:41 pm (UTC)An assistant? Ooo! What's your WPM?
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Date: 2007-07-26 02:15 am (UTC)Words Per Minute - once upon a time (long, long ago) was 75-80 wpm. Nowadays is likely only 40-50. But I've been told too many times to count that I also have excellent phone receptionist skills. Good morning! Cephalopod Plotters Inc. How may I direct your call?...
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Date: 2007-07-26 03:34 am (UTC)If so, you're hired!
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Date: 2007-07-26 04:07 am (UTC)Drats!
*think* *think* *think*
Ah ha!
*sneaks out to the little expresso stand two doors down*
*sneaks back into office snack room and pours contents of take-out cups into mugs*
Of course I make coffee. *presents mugs to the jellyfish* Next time would you like a triple-shot dark roast latte' instead?
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Date: 2007-07-26 04:36 am (UTC)I heard they like a flavored shot of fishscales occasionally, too.
*presents you with the company handbook, entitled the Dark Lord's Organizational Manual*