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Today at work I briefly fell asleep.

I dreamt that I was watching a season premiere for Rock of Love. Bret Michaels was looking over his new crop of girls, and he realized that among the contestants were a pair of conjoined twins, who were conjoined at the skull.

They were wearing super slutty red leather bikini outfits, complete with fishnets, and they were high-fiving each other, saying they were going to outdrink each other.

Bret had this slightly stunned expression on his face at first. Then he looked resigned. In the dream I knew he was thinking, "I can't get rid of them at the first cut...how many days do I have to I wait before I can get them off the show without getting criticized?"
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