*laughs even more at self*

[valis2]

Today at work I briefly fell asleep.

I dreamt that I was watching a season premiere for Rock of Love. Bret Michaels was looking over his new crop of girls, and he realized that among the contestants were a pair of conjoined twins, who were conjoined at the skull.

They were wearing super slutty red leather bikini outfits, complete with fishnets, and they were high-fiving each other, saying they were going to outdrink each other.

Bret had this slightly stunned expression on his face at first. Then he looked resigned. In the dream I knew he was thinking, "I can't get rid of them at the first cut...how many days do I have to I wait before I can get them off the show without getting criticized?"

Comments

[mysduende.livejournal.com]

LOL. HI-larious. Only wish that would happen. Stuck with a bunch of freakish women.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I woke up and thought, WTF?! I'm still trying to figure out what the hell it means, lol.

[artystone.livejournal.com]

You scare me.

But I do have to admit to being OMG JELLUS that you can fall asleep at work! I can barely fall asleep in bed.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

But that's the rub--I can barely sleep at home in my bed. Only at work, lol.

[artystone.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should both try this:

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[valis2.livejournal.com]

A didgeridoo? Seriously? That's hilarious! I wonder what G would think, lol.

I did almost buy one when I was in Australia, but then I thought it would be a pain in the ass to bring through the airport.

[julian-black.livejournal.com]

Are you sure that was a dream? Because that totally sounds like something that would happen on Rock of Love. Totally. I mean, Flavor Flav's got twins on this season of Flavor of Love, so if Bret really wants to up the ante, conjoined is the way to go.

Then again, poor Daisy's done so much horrific shit to her face with plastic surgery she might as well be sitting in a tent with banners saying, CARP GIRL! ALIVE! draped across the front...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Daisy as Carp Girl?! LOLOL!OLOLOLLO!L!! Yes, entirely.

I have gone from, "WTFBBQ did I just dream?!!" to "OMG, how long before this is a reality?!"