Gah.

[valis2]

Message from clueless eBayer to me:

It has been a month now since I purchased the velvet beret style hat and the legwarmers. I am curious as to whether you have shipped them or not. If I haven't heard from you within a week from today, I will be forced to open a dispute. I don't like to do these things but It has been a month. Your ebay ad states to allow 2-3 weeks for custom make and delivery, however, you didn't even contact me back when I asked you a question. Please message me back with a tracking number or an explaination as to where my purchases stand in the process.
Thank You.

Dear Clueless eBayer:

I do not sell clothing from this account, I sell [craft], hence my eBay nom de plume valis[craft]. (Yes, I'm aware that is a very small point to make, because there are many cross-specialty eBay sellers.) Be that as it may, even if I were to do so, I would not be making anything from velvet. Especially not berets and legwarmers.

You may have forgotten but you actually purchased [craft] from me last week. Not a beret made to order. Not legwarmers made to order.

You have already received your purchase from me, as I am speedy beyond belief, and if you give me a negative because you can't tell me apart from a crazy custom velvet garment maker, I will be very put out.

You haven't responded to my patient but witty email explaining that I am not the droid you're looking for, and I find myself growing more and more certain that the dread Negative Feedback finger is pointing my way.

No love,

valis

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Yes, I'm so glad it is, as well! (And long time, no see!)