Calling all doppelgangers

[valis2]

I want a second me to keep tabs on my eBay listings.

I want a second me to read all the fanfic I might be interested in and point me to the good ones.

I want a second me to tackle that pile of unread books in the bedroom.

I want a second me to clean the bedroom. And the rest of the apartment.

I want a second me to figure out how to photograph my crafty stuff perfectly and pass on the knowledge.

I want a second me to organize all of the clothing I have that's earmarked for sale on eBay.

I want a second me to drive all around the country and do shows so that I can stay home.

Unfortunately, I have a feeling that the second me would want me to do all these things, and I'd be back to square one. I can't even count on my make-believe twin...how sad is that?

Comments

[gina-r-snape.livejournal.com]

Boy howdy can I relate to that! Even (or especially?) the last bit...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

ahahah! That makes two of us, then--no wonder our apartments never get perfectly cleaned, lol.