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[valis2]

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Everyone is taken aback when Snape's daughter (!!!) comes to Hogwards. She's a natural-born Animagus who wears black make-up and has tons of piercings, with very special abilities up her sleeve. She's like nothing anyone had ever seen before.

At this point no one is taken aback. Really. Honestly, none of those exclamation marks are necessary. And I'd just like to mention that, unfortunately, she's like everyone we've ever seen before. Literally. Minerva is probably saying "Get in line with the rest of the trampy little trollops."

Severus is probably unconscious from overexertion. He must be a pauper as well...they probably had to start garnishing his Hogwarts pay.

It would be funny if all of the mothers of the SnapeDaughter!Sues got together and sued him for alimony and/or support. (Sued! Ha!) Now that would be a fic I'd read.

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[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

Oh man...that would be funny! It goes up there with my proposed slightly comedic/and completely shameless fic I'll never write...cuz frankly I'll be killed...on Hermione's parents having Snape's ass arrested and sued for stautory rape...or even if she was 17...going after him cuz he's a teacher and she's a student! Heh...really, I'd be hunted, drawn, and quartered by the HG/SS fan group. But man...it would be quite the fic, and Lian and I had fun discussing it...and listing several ideas of what would happen...snicker...

Right...rant done...blame Lian...she sent me loads of stuff on HG/RW today (which pairing I do subscribe to btw) and she was on huge amounts of sugar...

Sigh...

Going now...gonna get killed for this I just know it...Know I still love all the shippers out there...to each their own...just can't stand the pairing...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think that the WIKTT people would make anti-Aeryn banners...

Do you think HG/RW will show up in book 6 or 7?

[bob-the-mighty.livejournal.com]

Is Hogward's the school for those students that have porcine companions instead of owls? It'd make mail delivery a little slow...

Or is Snape's Daughter (Her name is Legion) the Animagus a bit on the hammy side... she likes truffles, herding sheep and long wallows in the mud?

Now I realize I just contributed to a post about HP fanf-icky-ness.

I feel so dirty...

>;-D

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Ha-ha! You've joined us, Bob...there's no going back now.

[bob-the-mighty.livejournal.com]

Joined?

Heh... not unless Hogwart's has a starport where I can land my YT-1300.

What class wand is a lightsaber?

If Jar Jar Binks and Dobie met... would the universe collapse?

>;-D

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Believe me, it's been done, and the universe was fine.

Hey...COME OVER AND PICK UP THE BOOKS!!! PLEASE! They're lonely. And I'm leaving next week.

My cell phone is languishing at work so if you need to call me then you'll have to use the landline...