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mctabby's Summary Executions...Everyone is taken aback when Snape's daughter (!!!) comes to Hogwards. She's a natural-born Animagus who wears black make-up and has tons of piercings, with very special abilities up her sleeve. She's like nothing anyone had ever seen before.
At this point no one is taken aback. Really. Honestly, none of those exclamation marks are necessary. And I'd just like to mention that, unfortunately, she's like everyone we've ever seen before. Literally. Minerva is probably saying "Get in line with the rest of the trampy little trollops."
Severus is probably unconscious from overexertion. He must be a pauper as well...they probably had to start garnishing his Hogwarts pay.
It would be funny if all of the mothers of the SnapeDaughter!Sues got together and sued him for alimony and/or support. (Sued! Ha!) Now that would be a fic I'd read.
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Date: 2005-01-14 04:01 pm (UTC)Heh... not unless Hogwart's has a starport where I can land my YT-1300.
What class wand is a lightsaber?
If Jar Jar Binks and Dobie met... would the universe collapse?
>;-D
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Date: 2005-01-14 04:05 pm (UTC)Hey...COME OVER AND PICK UP THE BOOKS!!! PLEASE! They're lonely. And I'm leaving next week.
My cell phone is languishing at work so if you need to call me then you'll have to use the landline...