It's like crack. I can't stop.
Sep. 22nd, 2008 11:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valis2- I laughed like a lolrus at this: Murdock to Face: This is the eighties now and you have to wear clothes!
- When he realized that it was all a farce, his eyes became pools of dangerous blue daggers. But what happened when he was shown a satire? Plushy green scimitars?
- Apparently the Grangers opened a diner in Montana. Who knew?
- 'Why are you here? Why aren't you in collage or sitting on a beach?' 'Well, since the giant Collage Nightmare of '76, where all the glue exploded, I just haven't had the heart to go back...'
- "I'm no longer in the US Army, I haven't been since I was court marshaled in 1972..." Since you were what?
- Warning: This has got sex in it. In the fandom where I come from, that isn't a warning, it's the enticement. *snorts*
- A*Team vs. zombies. I am not making this up.
- *giggles* Warning: Slash. But nothing much besides that, well, except I gently slur the Republican party... And Kmart... And canned soup, but other than that, ya know, pretty tame.
- I'VE JUST READ [fic] AND DECIDED TO SEE IF I COULD WRITE MY OWN ANGSTY FILLED STORY. NOT MEANING TO INFRINGE. JUST TESTING OUT MY ANGSTY SKILLS.
- Summary: Murdock has fun on AOL Well, he would be the first...
- Summary: Face and Murdock wait out a wet night and bad dreams. Shame it isn't the other way around.
- It's interesting...some fics have the A*Team living communally in apartments that Face scams, while other fics have the team living separately and only getting together for jobs. Must be the curse of writing for an eighties show...they just didn't have a lot of continuity, nor did they always attempt to make things make sense. "Yeah, it'd be awesome if he lives on a boat! With a live alligator! Named Elvis! Cool!"
- An enemy named Duncon McLeod (of the Clan McLeod, I assume) is now menacing Face while he's on a trip to the Caribbean. Seems that Duncon likes to dabble in the cocaine business.
- Another hilarious warning: MAJOR FRANKIE ALERT. IF THIS OFFENDS ANYBODY I DO APOLOGIZE. I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH BACK THEN... Boy, nobody likes Frankie. Poor guy!
- Need I even bother telling you about the Christmas fics? No. I didn't think so.
- HOMG SCOOBY-DOO CROSSOVER
- Summary: Hannibal gets something in the mail. Now that sounds exciting. Look for part two: Hannibal does the dishes. Part three: Mr. T makes a salad.
- Warning: Amy and Face doing "the thing". Omg, that totally reminds me of the Monty Python episode where someone suggested taxing "thingy." You know, thingy!
- Cannot stop reading these fics. So much scrumptious h/c.
- Summary: Spooky clichés abound in this story that brings back a much-hated character and an even more annoying song... Now that's a good warning. All fics should have warnings for "annoying song."
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Date: 2008-09-23 03:15 am (UTC)He'd put nuts in it.
"GET SOME NUTS! IN YOUR SALAD! FOO'!"
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Date: 2008-09-23 03:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-23 03:18 am (UTC)It's someone's liver, with fava beans and a good chianti....
Oops. Wrong Hannibal.
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Date: 2008-09-23 03:29 am (UTC)Or maybe not.
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Date: 2008-09-23 03:21 am (UTC)you know, you're totally making me want to get reacquainted with this fandom. it's been, what, a decade and a half?
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Date: 2008-09-23 03:30 am (UTC)It's really too much fun. I've enjoyed all of the references to "car phones" and pay phones and remembering when life wasn't quite so wired.
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Date: 2008-09-23 03:27 am (UTC)Amen to that!
God, these are hilarious!
Oh, speaking of crack!fic...I need the linky to your Wolverine/Desmond/Valis/Pandora fic. I lost my Word copy in the hard drive crash of August 08! I miss it! ::sniffle::
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Date: 2008-09-23 03:35 am (UTC)I'm SO glad that you're enjoying them!!
Oh, speaking of crack!fic...I need the linky to your Wolverine/Desmond/Valis/Pandora fic.
Let me see...weird, I thought I had it bookmarked!
a-ha! Here it is! (http://valis2.livejournal.com/359386.html)
OMG, I started writing that in April! Bad valis!! :(
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Date: 2008-09-23 03:37 am (UTC)Desmond and Kellie need to have sexy times. Then Logan can join in...and Valis as well. Because porn = good. ~g~
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Date: 2008-09-23 03:46 am (UTC)And I still have plans for that fic. Oh yes. ;)
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Date: 2008-09-23 04:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-23 03:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-23 03:46 am (UTC)I've read a lot of badfic in my day, but that Snarry takes the cake. It's even worse than the fic where Voldemort turns Harry into a baby, Snape into a crib (a thinking, feeling crib) and Remus into a stuffed wolf with a glass eye (which contains his soul and if it's shattered, bye-bye Remus).
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Date: 2008-09-23 01:48 pm (UTC)That last one sounds stupendously bad. What could surpass it? *mind boggles*
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Date: 2008-09-23 02:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-23 09:05 pm (UTC)Seriously, I think that was the creepiest, most horrifying fic I've ever read, in ways that exceeded even the author's creepsauce intentions.
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Date: 2008-09-23 09:31 pm (UTC)*shudders again*
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Date: 2008-09-23 05:07 am (UTC)Hahaha--I want to use that as the title of my journal, now. Except I'm nowhere near angsty enough.
Warning: This has got sex in it.
[wipes away a tear
of laughter, naturally] Such an innocent little fandom!(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-23 02:37 pm (UTC)It really is innocent. I mean, the number of Christmas fics alone should've told me that...
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Date: 2008-09-23 09:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-23 09:30 pm (UTC)Or I could just warn for annoying songs.
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Date: 2008-09-23 05:52 am (UTC)My mind cannot cope with the existence of A-TEAM slash badfics DDD:
COEM ON, UNIVERSE, I USED TO WATCH THIS SHOW TOGETHER WITH MY DAD WHEN I WAS 8. I LIKE SLASH AS MUCH AS THE NEXT FANGIRL, BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS IN LIFE THAT SHOULD REMAIN UNSLASHED. Hopefully unficced as well, but the universe is a cold, cruel place, so I gotta learn to live with it.
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Date: 2008-09-23 02:39 pm (UTC)But yeah, my brain did the same thing at first. ha!
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Date: 2008-09-23 09:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-23 02:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-23 07:38 pm (UTC)I think I injured myself laughing at that *g*
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Date: 2008-09-23 07:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-28 12:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-28 04:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-01-02 04:19 am (UTC)OMG, I'm dying here. A-Team is one of my dearest loves.
Can I friend you?
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Date: 2009-01-02 04:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-01-02 04:38 am (UTC)