This has to be the last of it. ETA: Nope. I still haven't hit bottom.

[valis2]

• Warning: Author was hot and tired and thought she was clever


• Summary: The A-Team head to the moons of Jupiter to protect miners being harassed into selling their claims. That part's easy. The tricky part is figuring out who they can trust.


• When [Hannibal] realized that, he sighed, and knew that he had always loved Face, but due to Societies Norms, had covered it with the father and son associations he'd always had before. Damn you, Societies Norms!


• Warning: Violence, angst, h/c, war memories, death, sexual innuendo, severe mental distress, torture, slashy thoughts. But all made in jest. Oh. Well, that makes it all okay, then.
  
  Actually, this is a rather amusing parody fic, now that I'm reading it. It even makes mention of the fact that people are constantly kidnapping and torturing Face, and they always seem to want to put him into military fatigues first. Which I have definitely encountered more than a few times during this stroll through the A*Team fanfic archive. Even more amusing is that Hannibal takes the team to a costume store to investigate. "[Have] you ever noticed that whenever we find Face after he's been kidnapped, he's always in fatigues?" Hannibal chomped on his ever-present cigar. "Someone has to supply them."
  
  Okay, this is getting even funnier, so I have to give you the link: Through the Valley of Clichés. ETA: They find Face frozen in a giant pink Tupperware bowl! *snorts* ETAETA: Holy cow, the author is even mocking the "You Are My Sunshine" song that appears in a handful of the h/c fics, lol! And there's even mention of Maggie hiding a million dollar heart and lung machine in her pickup...ahaha! ETAETAETA: Considering how specifically this is mocking the giant h/c epics, I can't believe that flamewars weren't involved. I mean, they're warning for the simplest things and complaining about receiving flames just for writing slash, so how was this fic received at the time? I'd love to know.


• Kermit the Frog crossover.


• Wow, a story set at a Civil War re-enactment camp! That was unexpected.


• AUTHOR'S NOTE: Don'1 look for a plot here, guys.


• Wait...the Cartwrights? Time travel? Is this a Bonanza crossover? ETA: Yes.


• Everything in it smelt fowl as if all the food was rotten. Or chicken, apparently.


• Wiseguy crossover.


• Oh, how I love Murdock: Grabbing the phone [Hannibal] dialed the VA, on the third ring a sleepy voice answered. "Joe's pizza, open 24 hours a day, just not in a row."


• Warning: Very mild content: Humour. Spoof. Tongue-in-cheek. Oh noes! Not the dreaded "tongue-in-cheek!"


• Macgyver crossover. Why didn't I see this one coming?


• Crossover with the movie The Thing.


• "You don't think it's because [Face] hasn't eaten do you?" Murdock suggested. "I mean he has the metabolism of a humming bird."


• Warning: There is mild cussing and character death. Oh and please, have your tissues handy. I got a little misty eyed a few times myself.


• [The A*Team] saved me, Hunt. You may be brutal and coldly focused, but you won’t leave them.


• Wow, a vampire fic! I did not expect this at all. Realizing that the woman Face had met wasn't human Hannibal decided that they weren't safe and need to get them to a secure area. The vampire's name is Autumn Decedere. I swear to you all that I did not make this up.

Comments

[tinx_r]

Oh I love these so! Thank you for sharing! *snicker*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I have another batch nearly ready--I honestly thought I would be done, but I think there will be another past that, as well! There's just too much fun to be had at this archive.

[lady-branwyn.livejournal.com]

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Don't look for a plot here, guys
Bwahhaa! At least she's honest. :D
I can't even begin to imagine the Kermit the Frog crossover; please don't tell me that it's slash. That would be so wrong in so many ways. BTW, where's Mr. T in all of this? He's the one character who I actually remember from that show.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Sadly enough, there was only one chapter for the Kermit story, and it ended with them deciding to call the A*Team, so there wasn't any interaction at all. It was never continued.

And Mr. T is BA! BA! *snorts* But you're right, he seems to have graciously stepped out of most of the fic summaries. He must be the smart one...