BREEP BREEP! Blame the plot aliens!

[valis2]

• Warning: When Decker, Face and Murdock are caught by the rednecks du jour, they have to find *some* way to break the tension... Rednecks du jour! ahaha! And it's described as a PWP, so I'll give you three guesses how they break the tension...


• Summary: Murdock entertains his friends to pass the time doing laundry. Warning: None. Well maybe that you'll never look at socks in the same way.


• They were led to Chao's office. Chao looked them over. His eyes lit up when he found out they were prime people. That's right! The A*Team cannot be divided by any number except 1!


• Summary: Remember the story of the original Hannibal and Publius Cornelius Scipio? If you do, this story is kinda like that. If not....well, read and find out!


• Men In Black crossover.


• Summary: Set In 2008, Some Bad Things And Some Good Things Happen To the One Surviving Member Of The A-Team, But For A Reason. Warning: BREEP BREEP Death Story BREEP BREEP (Blame The Plot Aliens!)


• Peck nodded and looked inside himself and found his best stuff.


• Wow, an alcoholic!Face story.


• Summary: Murdock has an online relationship which goes sour. Story done in an Instant Messanger format.


• West Wing crossover.


• Leaving her was always the hardest thing to do. She knew his life was very mobile and had come to terms with that fact.


• There is a Vacuumland II and Vacuumland III, but no Vacuumland I, at least that I can find.


• Holy cow--Matrix crossover.


• Warning: Just a tiny bit of cussin', but more than you'd probably expect from the Big Guy.


• In the fic I'm reading right now, they've kidnapped Face. The kidnappers surprised him at his car and subdued him by using a chloroform-soaked handkercheif, and a wire garrote. Huh? I'm still trying to understand why a garrote was involved.


• Warning: This is pure blasphemy


• Warning: Off screen references of the carnal kind. Embarrassment factor gorgonzola!

Comments

[tinx_r]

Ok, wow. Usually, I giggle hysterically at these... this time, it's open-mouthed wonder. I mean:

Peck nodded and looked inside himself and found his best stuff.
Oh yes. You know I'm picturing him putting away his valuables, huh?

And, um? Summary: Murdock has an online relationship which goes sour. Story done in an Instant Messanger format.

LOL! Love these so much! Thank you! (also, rednecks du jour? Love!)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Peck nodded and looked inside himself and found his best stuff.
Oh yes. You know I'm picturing him putting away his valuables, huh?

Hilarious, yes? And the next line was something equally stupid, and now I wish I'd copied that line, too. I mean, he didn't find a bologna sandwich; he found Truth and Justice or something and I just howled.

LOL! Love these so much! Thank you! (also, rednecks du jour? Love!)

Rednecks du jour is now my favorite description ever. And it fits about 45% of the A*Team episodes, I'd hazard.

[tinx_r]

Rednecks du jour is now my favorite description ever.
Totally mine too. Love it!

[alasandalack.livejournal.com]

i die by fic.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

oh noes! Maybe this will revive you. I forgot to include a naughty word warning in this batch:

Warning: This is SOOOO majorly NC-17! GRAPHIC descriptions of male/male (B.A./Face) sex. Oh, there's language, too... bad language.

"Graphic sex...hmm...sounds interesting...but wait--what's this--language? BAD language? Absolutely not! What do you take me for?!!" *hits back button*

[alasandalack.livejournal.com]

there ought to be warnings for good language, too. eloquent! pithy! poignant! *hits back button*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Er...good language? You might be thinking of a different archive...lol!

[alasandalack.livejournal.com]

oh, hay noo, i'm sure the ancient historian knows how to use proper grammar. not saying they actually do.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

;)

OMG, your icon rocks!!

[alasandalack.livejournal.com]

thankyer. i collect rockish Four icons. not enough with Sarah Jane, alas.

[lady-branwyn.livejournal.com]

Just when I think these have hit rock bottom, they get even better.
I am sure that your typical reader of A*Team fanfic is well-versed in the history of the Punic Wars, though that writer does get points for literacy.
My guess would be that the writer of the fic where Face is kidnapped has no idea what a garrote is, but it sounded scary so she/he threw it in. So Face is the Ensign Chekhov of the A*Team universe, the locus of all bad karma?
Embarassment factor gorgonzola! This one is going to stay with me. I'll be remembering it at inappropriate moments (like in the middle of dull staff meetings) and stifling my manic laughter.
Thank you for sharing!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Just when I think these have hit rock bottom, they get even better.

It's crazy--I'm literally working through A to Z, and it gets more and more bizarre.

My guess would be that the writer of the fic where Face is kidnapped has no idea what a garrote is, but it sounded scary so she/he threw it in.

Thank goodness she didn't read about something really out-of-place, like a kumquat or an Emmy.

So Face is the Ensign Chekhov of the A*Team universe, the locus of all bad karma?

Face is one of those characters who really resonates with h/c practitioners...just like Snape. And Faramir. ;)

Embarassment factor gorgonzola! This one is going to stay with me. I'll be remembering it at inappropriate moments (like in the middle of dull staff meetings) and stifling my manic laughter.

haha!! Perfect!! That makes my day.

BREEP BREEP!

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

Is this what you'd call fic gone wrong?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee! Absolutely. ;)

[little-tristan.livejournal.com]

Until earlier today, I didn't even know for sure there was A-Team fic (yes, stupid me), and now I'm sitting here going gorgonzola? That is cheese, right? I so have to start reading this scheisse.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

You didn't know about A*Team fic?!! Holy cow! Yes, there's lots. And it's pretty much all over the place--some good, some bad, some ugly. haha!!

And yep, cheese.

Enjoy!!