A bit of a chuckle.

[valis2]

I was on a website looking for Snapefic (astonishing, yes, I know). It's one of those freebie websites where there are advertising banners across the top. Normally I never bother looking at them, but today one caught my eye.

Professor Snape Sale
New & used Professor Snape.
Check out the deals now!

I laughed and laughed. (It was for eBay.)

I wonder if they have financing. It's too sad that the new Snapes depreciate so swiftly as soon as you get them out of the lot. I may have to go for a used one instead. A 2001 model, perhaps. A post-defeat of Voldemort one, though, definitely. The earlier ones tend to disappear a lot, claiming they have "important missions", and I don't want to have to chain him to the bed. Too often.

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[mysduende.livejournal.com]

If you sleep with him does that count as used?

Reminds me.. aside from the two action figures (one on my computer and one still in his box) I also have ornament!Snape garroted from the rear view mirror of my car. Do you think that's abusive? ;)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I think it's excessive. Which is wonderful, because, to be honest, I don't think there's such a thing as too much Snape.

Though I think he'd have words about being hung from your mirror. Er...well...perhaps not. Maybe he just wants to be hung.

*slaps herself silly, Dobby-style*

[pen-and-umbra.livejournal.com]

Maybe he just wants to be hung.

Not just that, but well-hung.

Oh lord. *groans* My daily allowance of bad puns is long gone by now.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Great minds think alike... ;)

Oh, love the icon! Rawr!