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I dreamt that I went to a wedding. It turned out that [livejournal.com profile] kakiphony was getting married (I know, this makes no sense, Kaki, I'm sorry), and I was a bridesmaid, and there were six bridesmaids total. So I showed up at the wedding location with my bridesmaid gown in a garment bag.

She was getting married at a mansion, and when I walked in, the groom told me that there were two ceremonies planned, a traditional ceremony and a hot tub ceremony, and they were about to start the hot tub ceremony. I panicked but then he told me that they'd bought hot tub swimsuit gowns for everyone. So I ran off and found the bridesmaids' dressing room, which was so big it could have housed an Olympic-sized swimming pool. It also had a giant hot tub, but not the ceremonial hot tub.

The hot tub bridesmaid dress was charcoal grey with orange stripes at the collarbone and had lots of funky straps at the top. I was trying to find the size when two more bridesmaids walked in. One of them was [livejournal.com profile] tapedeck. They promptly took one look at the hot tub and jumped in and started pouring champagne. I pointed out that the hot tub ceremony was about to begin, but Tapedeck said, "We already have a hot tub, we don't need ceremony."

I changed and took off and got there just in time. Kakiphony was standing with her groom in the hot tub (which was shaped like a three-leaf-clover), wearing a white dress that looked like it was made of strips of seventies-style white deep shag carpeting, and I took my place behind the other three bridesmaids, standing in the hot water and waiting for the ceremony to begin.

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Date: 2008-10-13 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kakiphony.livejournal.com
My god! I want pictures of this! I neeeeeed a shag carpet dress!

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Date: 2008-10-13 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
hahahah! BTW, you looked fantastic. Deep shag carpeting clearly complements you!

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Date: 2008-10-13 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mariannelee.livejournal.com
That sounds so tapedeck. You dream in reality TV.

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Date: 2008-10-13 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I laughed and laughed when I woke up!

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Date: 2008-10-13 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladywhitehart.livejournal.com
What are you eating before you go to bed?

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Date: 2008-10-13 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Crack, apparently. lol.

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Date: 2008-10-13 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iibnf.livejournal.com
Oh man, that's pretty much exactly Tapedeck!

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Date: 2008-10-13 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
haha! I was wondering how true to life it was...

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Date: 2008-10-13 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rickfan37.livejournal.com
I'm just boggling at how heavy the wet shag carpeting would be...

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Date: 2008-10-13 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Poor Kaki! She might have been dragged down into the hot tub--thank goodness her groom was there to support her.

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Date: 2008-10-13 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjwritter.livejournal.com
Is there somewhere that Hot Tub weddings are all the rage?

Wow!

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Date: 2008-10-14 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Is there somewhere that Hot Tub weddings are all the rage?

ONLY IN MY INSANE BRAIN! *laughs*

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Date: 2008-10-14 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
I don't know what was more entertaining, the concept of a hot tub ceremony or the fashion choices.

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Date: 2008-10-14 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
*snort* I'm so glad that my bizarro brain is at the very least entertaining! *hugs*

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Date: 2008-10-14 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tapedeck.livejournal.com
"We already have a hot tub, we don't need ceremony."

IS NOW CANON.

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Date: 2008-10-14 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
It's about time! lol. *hugs*

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